Mar 17, 2010

Uncensored, and not on TV


Mumbai Indians v Delhi Daredevils, over to you Bored Members.

68 comments:

  1. Tiwary has dreadlocks?!

    What a mawaali!

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  2. How much did they pay the umpire to not give Sachin out? Plumb LBW not given and no replays thanks to Shit Max.

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  3. Mahek: Those are the Jordan rules.

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  4. Even that should not have been given out

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  5. This is the time when the Indians collapse

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  6. The IPL commentary really is shit.

    "Is it the boundaries, is it the bat, is it the audacity?"

    "its the confidence".

    Groan.

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  7. Chotu Sangwan ko ghussa kyon aata hai!

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  8. Mumbai taking it easy by sending kids.. Bravo/Pollard ko nahi batting denge just to have a competitive match :)

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  9. This is a bit of a pitayee so far. Wickets needed.

    Tiwary is quite a kasai.

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  10. Pradeep's surname was Sang wax earlier but after performances like today the changed it to Sang wan

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  11. Desperate Disappointed Delhites?

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  12. Yes Namya, that explains why Mumbai have been so miserable for two seasons. Their captain doesn't have the killer instinct.

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  13. Mahek,
    Better than being favorites every time and losing in the semis.. the captain wasn't around in the first edition..

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  14. The captain was around in the first season too. Don't you remember him getting worked over by Shoaib?

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  15. 200 minimum needed to make this into a challenge for Batman and Viru.

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  16. Mahek,

    he missed more than half his first season if I remember correctly.. And I remember all those working overs given by Shoaib to him.. Starting Centurion :)

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  17. Kitne lappe marega Rayudu? Off with you.

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  18. I see your Centurion and raise you to an Eden, Namya.

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  19. Mahek,

    you must be really desperate to try debating about our captain's abilities.. Ask your fellow dillites if they are with you on this one :)

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  20. "Its fair to say, trying to watch Delhi on a dodgy internet connection is a tad annoying. When it works, Tiwary seems to hit a six." - Paul Collingwood on twitter haha

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  21. Either we are setting an aggregate record today or, or, I shudder to think of the alternative.

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  22. Yeah well he's not playing for India right now, is he? Do Mancunians root for Lampard to score against them just because he's English?

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  23. Watever Mahek.. But he is no Frank Lampard.. He is Maradona/Pele/sorry can't think of any english footballer :)

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  24. ok,

    i am going to sleep.. no point in watching a boring one sided match ;)

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  25. Namya: Thats OK. We'll let you know by how many wickets Delhi won.

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  26. Samir,

    thanks for the gracious offer.. will wake up with bated breath tomorrow morning :)

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  27. ok guys.. just to reiterate.. this is all in fun.. apologise if anyone thought otherwise :)

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  28. I'll root for him to score a hundred every time he plays for India but Sachin is the enemy as far as this game is concerned.

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  29. I'm off to my lecture - Delhi rules!

    Namya: Of course. This is the IPL - no tension cricket.

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  30. now I am really going to sleep

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  31. Namya,

    when you have knockers like DDD, its hard to keep up with the rate .. No pun intended!

    Cheers,

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  32. Tare zameen par.. did wat BossDK has almost never managed.. a stumping

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  33. BossDK gone.. STUMPED.. like the rest of the triple D's

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  34. Homer,

    seems this is turning out to be Mumbaikar and Mumbaikar discussion.. Dilliwale log so gaye kya?

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  35. hey what's the hurry devil's, is it bed time already??

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  36. ok I'll become a dillieite now.. Go Big Roof :)

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  37. You MIndians - Bhagwan deta hai to Big roof phaad ke deta hai

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  38. why do i get the feeling that its only us mumbaikars left on the blog?

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  39. being good hosts is good.. but you guys could have at least played out 15 overs out of your share!

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  40. Every manhoos has his day. Today was yours. We'll see you at the Brabourne.

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  41. Golden last words

    Blogger Mahek said...

    Samir, feel free to post anywhere. It's not like there will be a response from the Mumbaikars.

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  42. 99 RUNS... Masakari Masakari Mumbai ne ki Dilli ki maskari!

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  43. If the DDD comebacks are as powerful as Mahek, I dread for them at the Brabourne :)

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  44. Homer, you didn't seem too talkative before the game. I'm sure you saw this game panning out the way it did!

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  45. Mahek,

    And I thought Mithun Manhoos played for you :)

    Cheers,

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  46. Mahek,

    was keeping the powder dry... it paid off :)

    Cheers,

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  47. Yes, you should thank your stars your team's bite is bigger than your bark :)

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  48. I'm sure that's exactly what you were doing, Homer!

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  49. The bark and the bite caused Dilli to whimper :)

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  50. The bark was more like a meow. The bite will be repaid with interest.

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  51. Mahek,You mean like this game?

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  52. Like the three games we mauled your overpaid underperformers.

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  53. hey Mahek, your captain is BossDK .. rofl!

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  54. Still better than aila! captaining the side. Brings out the worst in his players, doesn't it? Couple of fluke games and people jumping on the bandwagon.

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  55. Lovely to see Mumbai back to kicking asses of prentenders. We are the undisputed rulers of the domestic game, now we will take our rightful place at the top of the table in IPL as well.

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