What do you do after an IPL game

I like to check the points table, esp the net run rate column. You know what, you can too. Or you can get a life, and read all the Bored IPL moments of the match. They're so darn personal, little bits of joy from a missfield or a misshit. But if you're more the anonymous type there's always the Fake IPL Player coverage at Bored. Tell you what, we wrote about him even before he did. And we've already given away two clues on his fake identity. Who can it be now?