Jun 9, 2009

10 Major Tips for the Pakistani team to qualify for the Super 8s

1) Learn to read

Then read this:

2) What Pakistan must do to qualify for the Super 8s by Bored Member Achettup

3) Pakistan's 9 point strategic plan by Bored Member Q

4) Think about the warm-up game vs. India

5) Ok, don't think about the warm-up game vs. India

6) Get hold of those Mongoose bats

7) Get hold of a snake charmer to scare the Dutch

8) Pray it doesn't rain

9) Pray the Dutch smoke up

10) Pray the Dutch don't smoke you
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6 comments:

  1. QJune 9, 2009 at 4:46 AM

    10.1 Don't smoke up

    10.2 Take it seriously unlike your captain

    10.3 Tell the dutch they will buy all the grass in Amstredam if they qualify

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  2. QJune 9, 2009 at 4:46 AM

    10.4 Turn up for the game for once!

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  3. straight pointJune 9, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    Q...

    they will have to turn up for every game...

    if i were yunis i will def fancy my chances of making into semis coz of the group they will land in if they win today...

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  4. Gaurav Sethi June 9, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    10.3 workable

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  5. Gaurav Sethi June 9, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    But SP, if Pak makes it Holland doesn't, though there is still Ireland, and that's one team that will give Pak the jitters.

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  6. QJune 9, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    Ireland will give Intikhab Alam jitters too..

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