Game over

A few days back you had to see Jadeja, Praveen and Ashish Nehra not being able to score 3 runs.

Now here they are scoring over 100!

The noose is around the Indian team's neck. Praveen and Jadeja have decorated it to make it look a bit better.

Fancy that... Couldn't score 3 but can score a 100. Good effort boys. That's what you call a real slap and a giggle.

Australia have sent their entire cavalry to India. One more man down and you will have their school children playing and kicking our butts. The medical tourism department of India failed to cache in on the opportunities. They would have made a killing over these freaks instead they are happy harassing poor Sanjay Bangar.

Doug Bollinger takes a fiver. Very well deserved sir. He watched as Siddle jumped the line over him. I always felt he was the smarter bowler of the two and both are going about quite nicely. His number came and he said “five”.

As for India's defence of 170, I have a premonition.

Dhoni bowls and takes 7. He snarls like a beast and takes apart Marsh with a chopstick. Nehra takes the catch of the century... Upside down and between his legs with only six degrees of separation between.

Is the match over yet? Or should I still be dreaming.

Game and series over. Fancy playing 3 fast bowlers in the sub-continent. Dill-logical my sorry arse.