The Kamran Akmal Interrogation - An Exclusive

Kamran Akmal is being wired up by the polygraph test guys. His mouth appears even more swollen than usual. The Q & A session starts

Questioner 1: Did you intentionally drop those catches??

Kamran Akmal: Shahid Bhai! Shahid Bhai!

Questioner 1: Answer our question…did you…??

Questioner 2: Wait, the machine says that’s an honest answer

Questioner 1: Did you intentionally miss those stumpings??

Kamran Akmal: Shahid Bhai! Shahid Bhai!

Questioner 2: Bhai Wah! the machine says that’s also an honest answer

Questioner 1: Let’s see if you can dodge this one…

Kamran looks on nervously, his lips swell up some more…

Questioner 1: Did you intentionally miss the Michael Hussey run out in the Sydney test?

Kamran waits, doesn’t answer it…

Questioner 1: Did you…

Kamran Akmal: Well bowled Danish!

Questioner 2: Bhai wah! Once again that is the honest answer!

Kamran’s toothy grin becomes even toothier and the swelling subsides somewhat….