The Nohit Sharma Song and Dance about nothing

Nohit – I no hit the ball

Billy – I know you hit the ball

Nohit – No hit! No hit!

Billy – Stop behaving like you’re the crowd, calling your name

Nohit – I no hit the ball

Billy – Does that matter, I’m blind, and you’re Indian

Nohit – I know you hate our balls

Billy – AAAH! You admit you hit the ball

Nohit – no, no, no – I no hit the ball

Billy – We’re both undecided let me ask Simon – Simon says you’re out!

Nohit – ohhh the dreaded crooked finger

Billy – You like it?

Nohit – I no hit the ball – refer it

Billy – Wasn’t that supposed to be earlier in the piece

Nohit – Teri Maa Ki!

Billy – Telemachus is not playing


Also see why he's called Nohit Sharma