I came here down under
But not for this
To play out 200 overs
To save a bloody test
This I detest, this I detest
The rate we’re going
19 of 15 overs
We’ll need another test
To make them bat again and get some bloody rest
This I detest, this I detest
I’d much rather have stayed at home
In my quilt
Than to watch us wilt
Little by little, bit by bit
Where the fuck is that British grit?
Grit! Our 1st innings batting rhymed with it!
ReplyDeleteIf we keep going like this we'll need 3 new seamers by the 3rd test as well.