I will tattoo you.

I’m not English, I’m not South African
I’m not remotely funny
Here's my card
My name is Kevin Pietersen,
I’m a professional cricketer

I want to fuck your bowling
I want to fuck your head

I want to hit you straight
I want to hit you pretty
I’m gonna walk past off
I have so much time
I will roll my sleeves
And bully you through on

Nobody will say
If it was a good ball
Or a shit ball
Nobody will see what you bowl
They will just see
What I did
To the ball

I will tattoo you
With my name
I will tattoo you

I will tattoo you
With your shame
I will tattoo you

I will tattoo you
With my game
I will tattoo you.