Bottles in Wankhede and bottles on Skype are not the same

I found out the hard way. Brought home one of those supersonic empty mineral water bottles from the Wankhede, decided to test it on NDTV, on skype. The results were less than flattering. Reckon I was short by some 30,000 bottles. Watch after 4 minutes or so, that's when I'm on. Oh, yet another Che Pujara confession. On SRT200. The cheek.