Saj, the Scarlet Pimple-nel

We seek him here, we seek him there,
Those pommies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven?—Is he in hell?
That demmed, elusive Pimple-nel

Events could conspire to bring mr. non-event, Saj Mahmood, along with other baggage on the English tour to India. In today’s uncertain world you can count on Saj warming the English benches with his pimples and going at 6 rpo when he bowls. Saj however, at his elusive best, was not available to bowl or comment.