Faking it.

Highly unreliable sources claim that there are plenty of fake passes to be had for the Kotla.

There are plenty of fools to be had for these fakes too.

Last heard these sources claimed that an uncertain Kirti Azad and Bishen Singh Bedi were disallowed entry.

Asked to comment, security said they’d rather pass.

Entries are now being weighed in holograms.

Gra'm Gooch was unavailable for comment.