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On a personal note to Cheteshwar Pujara

by Gaurav Sethi

 Thank you for not conforming, for being forever stubborn

Dear Che,

Is it ok if I call you Che? Let me assure you, it is out of affection. Something that goes back to before you made your Test debut. Back then, I was blown away by your lofty scores in first-class cricket. But then again, I did not think a player from Saurashtra would make it.

You did. And I took pride in your every innings of note. It was a personal triumph. Look, there’s my boy, Che Pujara, the one I told you would make it. Oddly enough, I had not watched you bat before your Test debut. 

But a few of us back then believed we were your Blogging Agents. And when you made your Test debut, I was speaking to Daniel Norcross on Test Match Sofa about you. Recall it was after your first innings’ no show. I believed then and told Daniel pretty much that you will turn it around in the second innings. I still do not know where that belief came from but it was there.

Our bond though, albeit one-sided, had been forged before that day. It was fueled, perhaps, by the need to push a cricket revolution – your image had already been morphed with Che Guevara’s. It was picked by the cricketing underground. It resurfaces on days when you lead a maiden series triumph down under or such.

A confession: so consumed have I been by my own prophecy, that till date, I find you, even in your struggles, the most watchable Test batsman. When not struggling, it is another level. Because even then, you will coat such a lacquer of hardship and patience, it could well be Thomas Hardy penning your innings.

But a question I often find myself asking, more so now, as your batting average takes a hit, match after match, is this the end? And if not, surely, this is the final lap? 

The line outside off lures your bat edges more often than not. Often it is that magical delivery, but when it is not, it’s here we go again. There was a phase where your preferred mode of dismissal was clean bowled.

Acceptable, all batters have their phases and fetishes. Yours, however, appeared to be put under the microscope far more. Even your herculean innings would pale if there was a series of unfortunate events. Then there were those in the com-box that would delight in your running between the wickets and fielding – chasing balls with your pads on. Face it, you can be quite comical, without any intention to be funny.

There was a time, you would be referred to as ‘Not the fastest of fielders’ with your twin knee surgeries often being added as an explanation. But because of how unusual you were and continue to be, as a sportsman and cricketer, in these new white ball dark ages – you are the odd man out.

And yet you have persevered. For over 11 years. 92 Test matches. 14827 deliveries. With even 15 sixes. (who cares, if Virat Kohli himself has hit only 25 Test sixes, that’s considered adaptability to the longest format)

On the 2nd Day of this Mumbai Test, when you deposited Ajaz Patel’s half-tracker over the boundary, they doubted, checked, double-checked. And it wasn’t even hitting the rope or shy of it, it was well over. But because it was Pujara. You could have hit the ball out of Wankhede, into the Arabian sea, they would’ve still checked.

You will walk off. With the same amount of no-fuss, as you will walk on. Deep down, are you a Kiwi? So much Zen, how? 

***

It’s easy to not remember, that only recently you scored a 91 and 61 in England. That India won both these Tests. What is remembered are the 20s and naught that followed. It pains me to say, after the Kiwis reviewed their LBW appeal against you, (or was it before), I could almost smell your dismissal. The LBW was a not-out, but next ball you were clean bowled to Ajaz Patel, going down the wicket to him. When did something like that happen last? 

In the second innings, you started with such fervour, boundary after boundary, as if you had been freed of all burden. You were not-out overnight, in the morning, you took to the spinners again.

Then there was that familiar painful passage – of the ball pounding you. Memories of Australia came rushing through. The Kiwis had resorted to bodyline. Gavaskar resorted to taking credit for the arm guard. You had the arm guard on. 

Ball after ball at the body. After the arm, one on the back. No back-guard it seemed. You weren’t scoring much either. And then, Ajaz Patel snared you. You did open the innings. 47 runs. 6 4s and that solitary six. The one they checked and checked. Ironically, they checked and checked your dismissal too. Your 92nd Test, the third umpire was taking a leaf out of the Pujara handy book - make it last longer.

***

In the post-match, Ashwin took Virat, “Puji”, South Africa series in the same breath – Kohli raised an eyebrow, or so I thought. It could’ve been my imagination. It could’ve been Ashwin making a call. 

Neither you nor Ashwin are strangers to being omitted on overseas’ tours. But yes, the mini-pounding in Mumbai, did bring to mind what the fierce pace and bounce of Nortje and Rabada could do on their home turf. Particularly to you. Good luck. But you and Tests in the Southern Hemisphere have this habit of writing stunning scripts. 

***

Back in the summer of 2017, Sidharth Monga and I started speaking about you. It was an unusual correspondence – entirely on email. We went back-and-forth many times, entirely focused on you. Sidharth’s piece appeared, there were conversations with you, your father, your cricket. It was riveting. To read about Sidharth ask you about Che Pujara. To read that you were unaware of the moniker. The oblivion was wonderful. I wouldn’t have expected anything less of you. 

My opinion of you is somewhat contrary to what the media and even some of your more extroverted teammates have of you. This opinion I have held as way back as 2011, when along with Sharda Ugra, I spoke of leadership, captaincy and star players on NDTV. 

Then, as now, I do believe you will make an astute captain. I have followed your travails with India A in the West Indies, batting with the tail. Saurashtra too. 

The vice-captaincy has been fleeting in the New Zealand series. In South Africa, in all likelihood Rohit will be Kohli’s deputy. Your most emphatic form of leadership will be with the bat. After tough days, of which there will be plenty, if you score, expect to be asked to speak to the press. Something that you revel in. 

Here’s to making it to 100 Tests and 7000 runs. Prove the naysayers wrong. Prove me wrong too.

When it’s time to say goodbye, hope you leave with a whimper. Or what is often mistaken to be a whimper. Hope you outdo yourself. Hope you take 100 deliveries to get off the mark. And when you do, I hope you raise your bat to a standing ovation. Here’s to never conforming. Here’s to being forever stubborn. Here’s to you, Cheteshwar Arvind Pujara. Here’s to stretching five days. Here’s to the last Test batsman. Here’s to the vanishing art of denial. 

Sincerely,

Gaurav Sethi

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Che Pujara nose best.

by Gaurav Sethi

 
If the BCCI doesn’t, Castro could snap Che up again.


Who is this Che Pujara?

I don’t quite recall the exact moment I made his acquaintance but it was in all certainty thanks to a tiny scorecard tucked away in a single column of a newspaper. The sort of updates booked for First Class cricket heroes and their extended families. At times they are no bigger than the obituary ads, a few more words though. 

Those days I knew him as Pujara. He had a big first name, Cheteshwar. The type of name my ad-head scanned as in dire need of rebranding. There was my first love, Jatman (Sehwag) before him. And I was growing quite fond of this Pujara guy – he just kept scoring big in those tiny scorecards, it was like my little secret. And now I wanted to add to it. In my mind, it was as if HLL was preparing to launch a cricketer. So a name, yes, and damn well we needed packaging too.

The name came almost too easily. Cheteshwar became Che Pujara (from Che Guevara, who else) and morphed into the revolutionary.

Look how Che Pujara talks
I must admit, even though I had picked Che Pujara in the India XI, I had still not seen him bat. So in a way, I felt like the quintessential Indian selector.

“Have you seen this kid bat?
No, I haven’t seen this kid bat
You gotta see this kid bat
If you haven’t seen this kid bat

Pujara! Pujara!
Some kid called Pujara!”


(From November, 2008)

Not having watched him play meant trying to read up on whatever scraps going on the web: he was after all only a First Class cricketer who played for Saurashtara. One with a fetish for triple hundreds; he scored his first when he was 13. And much like Emraan Hashmi became a serial-kisser, our Che Pujara became a triple century wonder.

But that India call never came, and it appeared my clout as a selector was on the wane. My belief in my boy, however, was strong. And the IPL was coming to town.

Which IPL team does Che play for?

Does Che even play for an IPL team? Surprisingly, he does. But the last five seasons haven’t quite played out for him. Going by his IPL record you’d expect him to be the last man on any selector’s radar:  no last ball sixes, no bear hugs from SRK, no sweeping mentions from Ravi Shastri, no love on air from Sunny Gavaskar; the most I’ve seen of him in any IPL has been in the dugout — first for Kolkata Knight Riders, then for Royal Challengers Bangalore.

I doubt either KKR or RCB are the teams for a player like Che. Why? For the same reason neither of these teams, in my opinion, would have worked for a player like Ajinkya Rahane.  Precisely for the same reason Mumbai Indians didn’t work for him. Players such as Che and Rahane, strike me similar in their studious, almost stoic approach to the game. Now think: where would you play Che, who would you have mentor him? I’m thinking Shree Rahul Sharad Dravid, headmaster, Rajasthan Royals.

As a franchise, RR has offered much to Indian cricket – and most of these cricketers are more than T20 flashes in the pan: Yusuf Pathan, Ravindra Jadeja, Naman Ojha, Ajinkya Rahane, and who knows, Che Pujara next?

Only Tests or One-dayers too?

India is yet to lose a Test Che has played in – his first, he won us against Australia. Remember his counter-attacking 72 at No. 3 in the fourth innings? Of course you do, it was barely two years back. Mid-way through the Test before his match-winning innings, I heard someone ramble on about Che on air for the first time; it was me on Test Match Sofa. After a first innings that lasted barely three minutes, one scoring shot to the boundary, I was sticking my neck out for the debutant. Soon Sehwag would stick his bat out, India 17/1, and look who’s walking out instead of Dravid – it’s Che.
A player with a nose for a chase

I stood up as you do when your kid walks out to recite a poem or do his gig at the school annual day function. I felt my muscles tighten, I drew on an imaginary cigarette, I feigned bravado, I abused the Aussies, I compelled Che to bash them. What stays in my mind from that day is one shot – Che rocking back, making room, exposing his stumps and carving Hauritz past backward point down to third man for four. That eased my nerves, made me abuse nobody and everyone in particular. Take that you infidels!

When Che was dismissed, I couldn’t believe it. Not to Hauritz! Yet I was thankful, relieved. I was talking to Che on his way back. The usual ‘well-played-dude’.

Since then he has played only two more Tests, both against South Africa. Injury and rehab, his old friends, came calling again. Che had to return to the First Class route. He missed out on the Australia tour. In three IPL games, he made scores of 11, 6 and 0. That was followed by the flight to the Caribbean as the India ‘A’ captain for the unofficial ‘Test’ series.

The first ‘Test’ was at the Kensington Oval. It’s in a time-zone far, far removed from us. The game wasn’t telecast. There were no ball-by-ball updates on the web. But the West Indies Cricket Board (@westindies) kept us updated splendidly on Twitter.  A handful of Indians followed Che Pujara’s heroics that night – “At the stroke of the 2 am hour, when the world sleeps, Che Pujara will awake to life and freedom”, I tweeted drunk on the win and residual beer. 96 not out, partnership of 72 for the 9th wicket. Take that.

The following day’s newspapers didn’t carry anything on Che’s latest diary entries. You can’t expect them to redo the paper at 3 AM for an India ‘A’ win. Today, all our four papers carried the story. Times of India has been generous with up to four columns and a big, bold headline – “A-class Pujara leads team to thrilling win.” Mail Today has a near-full page: “Gritty Pujara guides India-A to thrilling win.” The Statesman nearly an entire column: “Pujara scripts thrilling victory”. Hindustan Times though has the abridged update and mini scorecard of old: “Skipper Pujara guides India ‘A’ to thrilling victory.” One thing we all agree on – it was a thrilling win.

There will now be a strong push for a Test spot. However, a Test spot alone will not sustain Che Pujara’s international career – there are far too many players, now considered one-day mainstays who the market and media will continue to push into the Test side. Being just a Test regular is the shortest route to obscurity. Think Aakash Chopra, Wasim Jaffer, VVS Laxman, Abhinav Mukund...

Then again, who knows, after a rough overseas’ Test series, the selectors could make an inspired move, and shock Che into the ODI squad. Just as they did with Rahul Dravid.

Graeme Smith was 22 when he captained South Africa
There must be a reason why Che captains India ‘A’ ahead of Rohit Sharma, Manoj Tiwary, Ajinkya Rahane and Shikhar Dhawan (even though all these players have played more internationals than him). Che is now 24, and much like Smith, he has the stomach for a fourth innings’ chase.  

Seriously, what’s with you and Che?
Before Che, there were Aakash Chopra, Amit Mishra, Murali Kartik, Subramniam Badrinath, and to some extent, even VVS and Dravid, the wallflowers of Indian cricket. For me, often an unexceptional cricketer not getting his due is far more attractive than one that does many times over in the name of potential. Loosely translated, I like players our system works hard to screw.




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Tendulkar's remodeled workout for the World Cup

by KhufiaBaaz

By now you must know that Sachin Tendulkar along with a few others will leave early for South Africa, thereby missing out on the one-dayers against New Zealand, and with that, any pre-World Cup ODIs on Indian soil. That’s how it looks now. The BCCI, however, has moved swiftly on this – they have ensured that Sachin along with a few others will leave early for India, immediately after the test matches, thereby missing out on the one-dayers against South Africa. The wheels are in motion to set up a minimum 6 match one-day series against Sri Lanka. Dhoni will return as captain, along with what is being talked about as the starting XI for the World Cup. In Dhoni’s absence, Che Pujara will lead an Emerging India XI against South Africa in the one-dayers.

Appears India will play Sri Lanka at Mirpur, Kolkata, Bangalore, Delhi, Nagpur and Chennai. Except for Mirpur, which is in Bangladesh, there’s nothing odd about the venues – except that India will play all their World Cup Group matches at these venues.

If Sri Lanka pushes hard for a few one-dayers at Colombo and Hambanthota, the venues for their World Cup games, it’s possible, Che Pujara will lead an Emerging India XI in the Emerald Isle.

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Boredwaani - Is One Day team selection rigged?

by Gaurav Sethi

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PUJARA ... I First Heard it Here. On Bored.

by Q

The first time I heard about Cheteshwar Pujara, it was here. On Bored.


Actually, the only place I used to hear about Pujara was here. On Bored.

No online forum, to my knowledge, had promoted Pujara as fiercely as the people on Bored.

The people here at Bored were pushing him harder than anyone; calling for his inclusion into the Indian team since 2008, or even earlier.

I used to hear frequently from a number of the Bored Bloggers about how heavily Pujara was scoring in domestic cricket, how he is the future Indian batting star, how he should be in the team... and a lot of other high praise.

I had never seen him bat.

I had browsed through a few domestic scorecards to see the heavy scoring he was doing, but that was it.

It was Bored that kept on informing me about Pujara's progress.

Fast forward to now and the entire media is raving about Pujara's match winning second innings knock against Australia.

I watched the highlights, not to see how India thrashed the Aussies, but to see how good Pujara's innings was.

And boy did he live up to every single word that I had read about him here. On Bored.

I'm sure all those Bored members who have spoken highly of him are extremely proud today.

As is the new Indian batting star - Cheteshwar Pujara.

To Bored, he was and is known as CHE.

Now, the world knows him as CHE!

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Bangalore Boredwaani 4: When Cheteshwar Pujara became Che again (shut up and listen)

by bored cricket crazy indians

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Song Number 3 - A Song For Cheteshwar Pujara

by achettup

They got our Che playing
On a 5th day pitch
It wasn't easy,
But there's only one Che

WOOHOO!
When he dances down the track WOOHOO!
And he pulls down their short crap WOOHOO!
When he drives it so easy,
All of the time why I'm never sure why
they didn't pick him... well they picked him!

He got a rough one
Made up with a half-ton
He had no prob-lem
He makes it no prob-lem.....

WOOHOO!
When he flicks it off his hips WOOHOO!
When he cuts it far from the slips WOOHOO!
When he's batting in the middle,
All of the time why I'm never sure why
they didn't pick him... well now they've picked him!

Yeah now they've picked him!
Yeah Yeah!
Yeah Yeah!
Oh Yeah!

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Bangalore Boredwaani 3: Shut Up and Listen

by achettup

Apprehensive bored members SP, Homer, NC and Achettup wonder where this match is headed and what more can happen after all the fascinating things that happened over days 3 and 4.

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Bangalore Boredwaani 2: Shut Up and Listen!

by achettup

Che Pujara's much awaited debut. Pakistan's much awaited new captain. The much awaited Early Bored calls.. A little late this time. Day 2 predictions at the end of Day 3, even funnier. Che, Freesanth, SP does a KK and we ask you to join us!

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Song for Che

by Gaurav Sethi

Let’s sing a song for Che

Why you ask, coz no one else will

He’s not yet branded or fully landed

In the mysterious world of fame us cricket grouse

He scores his runs, he takes his twos and he takes his ones

In between he makes triples

But why is it always the other kids who make the fucking ripples

Let’s sing a song for Che

Who’s that you ask? You fool, you don’t know who Che is?

He’s the hottest search on cricinfo, a billion people didn’t know him before

So do the math, how many are on the computer path

And you’ll figure, and it’ll kinda trigger, who are those guys

Who wanna find out about Che

Che, he’s no revolutionary, mercenary, or Cuba Gooding Jr’s bad boy

He’s a good lad, playing his cricket, scoring runs, playing for a state

Called Saurashtara, because it’s his birthright

To be playing for India.

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Look how Che Pujara talks

by Gaurav Sethi

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sp chats with cheeka about CHE…

by straight point

sp: how are you keeping these days cheeka…?

cheeka: Soophar!!! WeHaveWhonAashiaCupWithoutSeniorsNowNobodyCanSayOurYoungstersAreBhaad…

sp: what? what are you saying? we won asia cup without seniors?!!!

cheeka: IKnewYouWouldComeUndherPrepared… Don’tYouKnowWePhlayedAashiaCupWithoutSaachinnShewaagAndYuvraj??

sp: oh! i will let that pass… actually i wanted to talk about pujara…

Cheeka: Whaat!!??? ThenWhyAreYouWaistingMyTimeHere? IfYouWantToTalkAboutPujara…YouShouldGoToTheTempleMyFriend…

sp: that wasn’t funny… it’s about cheteshar pujara who plays for saurashtra and now is captaining indiaA in England…

cheeka: Oh!! YourMishtakeYouShouldHaveSpelledItCorrectly…OkhayWhatIsThereToTalkAboutHim…?

sp: he has been consistently performing at domestic level for quite a few seasons… and now as captain of india A is again performing very well in england too… only yesterday he scored another century at more than run a ball that helped india a win the match… so my natural question is why che is not in team india…? when he will be given his dues..?

cheeka: ButTellMeWhereIsThePlaceInTheSeniorTeam? IfSomeOneGetsInjuredWeHaveAContractWithDhineshKharthikToBeAForeverReplacementPlayer…WeHave’HeavyWeights’LikeYuvi…EvenBadrinathWhoHailsFromMyStateCannotFindAPlaceInTheTeamYouSee…

sp: but badrinath has been given his due chances to fail… why can’t pujara be given the same right which he has earned with marked performances at every level he has played…

cheeka: YouSeemToHaveIgnoredTheMostImportantLevel... IPL… IfYouAreFollowingOurSelectionPolicyDidn’tWeSend'IPL-XI'ForZimbabweTour…? It’sHisFaultIfHeCannotPerformAtIPL… EvenAGood20-30WouldHaveEarnedHimAnIndianCapAndPlaceInTeamIndiaYouSee…

sp: but if IPL is the main selection criteria… what for we have domestic cricket ranji trophy in place for…?

cheeka: DomesticLevelisThereToMakePlayerA‘Finished’Product…

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What should Irfan and Ishant do now?!

by Ankit Poddar

Indian cricket, one will do well to remember, faces some really weird selection policies. One day one guy  gets chosen because of unmentionable reasons, is retained in the team for even more unmentionable reasons while the best ones rot on the sidelines. A case in point is our very own Che.

Irfan Pathan and Ishant Sharma are such cases again. According to a lot of opinions, these guys do not have anything much to offer these days. So nothing like, they do not make it into any of the Indian teams. Not even the Women's team, who nobody really watches or cares about. But these cricket players are boys and boys, well, will remain boys. They can not still and have to be up to something or the other, all the time.

As a bored member, I decided to find out what could these two men really do, now that they have no cricket to play.

Irfan Pathan:

Touted as the next Wasim Akram (for his swing), and the next Kapil Dev (for his all round capabilities) until only some time ago, this boy had some awesome credentials to his name. But something has gone really wrong, with his swing as also with the selection policies. Now, this boy is largely being touted as the next Vinod Kambli (for never truly realizing his potential). 

However, the boy is a fighter. The boy can take up random jobs these days. It would really be perfect, because thanks to Greg Chappell's vision, the boy would any which ways not know what his job in any team really is. Cricinfo's latest suggestion is that he impersonate Munaf Patel. Never mind the fact that, Munaf himself is rotting in oblivion. And I am really in support of that. At least, that would be some job, and as nobody cares about Munaf either, nobody will care to point out Irfan's mistakes.

Ishant Sharma:

The boy who made Ricky Ponting hop in that famous (or infamous) Perth Test has lost some of his pace and length and also the confidence of the selection committee at the same time. What the boy should do now is to open his own Exercise Classes. He could make his students 'Hop, Skip and Jump', just like he made Ponting do all that. Never mind the fact that he will not be able to do so at his own bowling but on some Mika music. Also, he could take up some Dance classes. After the IPL Awards fiasco, some dancing tips are in the offing.

On being sidelined by the selection committee so brutally, it is important for these players to keep themselves really busy. Idleness can play havoc with the mind. (Ask me!) Keep yourselves busy guys, take up these jobs!

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Jatman: from the heart

by Bored Guest

I have still not made any changes in my Bored game team. But these @#$%* they dropped my trump player Che Pujara, good they lost. Playing Rohan Gavaskar instead of Che is like the Daredevils team playing my son 30 years later so I can have a smiling face in commentary and have Bhogle’s son talk about my favourite street food in Dilli.

Tomorrow we play the Mumbai Indians. I find their name really funny. It is like we should be called the Delhi Daredevils Indians. I’m looking forward to smashing their bowlers but I do not want to hurt Sachin’s feelings so I might even get out cheaply.

your man, jatman

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sp's moment of the opening match...

by straight point

what else but the sight of CHE'teshwar pujara... walking down at the fall of the first wicket...

though he has been with kolkata knight riders since the beginning... it took him three years to make his debut... such is the cricketing expertise of kkr's think tank...

though he didn't last long... but the way he played some shots covering the prodigious swing vaas was getting early on was the sign of how good a batsman he is... the bat was coming straight covering not only the line but the late inswing and still he made them count for runs!

if only he had lasted longer we would have witnessed the heady cocktail of aesthetic pleasures of sound batting mixed with the unorthodoxy of t20 cricket...

i wish now that they have selected him... kkr think tank doesn't confine him to the dugout... and would give him a fair run... and as some say... his right to fail...

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Mr Has Been.

by Gaurav Sethi

This is funnier than anything Rowan Atkinson’s ever done. DKNY v Yusuf Pathan, two old timers here at Bored, going at each other with new found vigour, scoring hundreds like it was the done-thing. Would you like to place your order, sir – yes, I’ll have my hundred with milk and sugar.

DKNY has two tons so far, and if Yusuf faces 3 more balls, he’ll have a twin-set two. (think, 84 to a 100, Yusuf on strike, electronic bat in hand) While this may not do much for Yusuf’s immediate ODI chances, MSD could come knocking for a test spot. This Duleep Trophy final is a five day game after all.

Stranger things have happened in Indian cricket. And if Rohit Sharma makes his test debut tomorrow, so should you. Never mind who Che Pujara is, he only scores in local games. He’s not even played the IPL, got injured last time; and anyway, fat lotta good he would’ve done for the Knight Riders.

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A reason to celebrate

by Homer

And not just because it is Republic Day. In the on going test at Mirpur, India's injury count has gone up to 5 with Sachin Tendulkar joining Rahul Dravid, VV Laxman, Yuvraj Singh and Sreesanth in the infirmary. And am I the only one who thinks this is about the best thing to have happened to Indian cricket with the South Africans scheduled to tour for a 2 Test, 5 ODI set?

India should have experimented with its middle order against Bangladesh. But the selectors were a) not brave enough or b) risk averse. Either ways, we let slip a golden opportunity to blood the next generation middle order in what was a fairly easy series without the attendant pressures of a marquee series, but at the same time played away from home.

And now our hand has been forced. Which is not exactly a bad thing, given the circumstances. Consider this

1. A home series
2. Against the #2 side in the world
3. A short 2 Test series

So while the intensity will be up because of the strength of the opposition and the length of the series, a lot of it will be mitigated by the fact that we are playing at home. And it forms just about the ideal backdrop for testing the next generation middle order - an opposition less ordinary than Bangladesh but at home.

With Murali Vijay moving back at 3, #4 ,5 and 6 will be the open slots.

Md Kaif has struck back to back centuries in the Duleep Trophy batting at 4, so he has to be seriously considered. And with Kohli, Che, Sharma and Pandey all showing good form ( and possessing the requisite pedigree), whats not to like with the current situation?

Heck, we can even go with a 5 bowler option if we so choose.And Shashank Manohar is free to roll out a green top at Nagpur ( in a reprise of 2004). And even that wont be a bad thing!

PS:- Mickey Arthur's resignation just before the tour helps too. And with Ashwell Prince not cementing the opening spot, South Africa have their fair share of problems. Now, only if the selectors pick a strong enough side for the BP XI to further accentuate the negatives in the South African line up ( and mindset), the Force will well and truly be with us.

PPS - 2 Test 3 ODI set and not 2 Test 5 ODI set as written in the post. My bad.

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My triples are prettier than yours.

by Gaurav Sethi

Ever since Rohit Sharma was dumped from national duty, it appeared to me, he was just marking time – one innings from him, one injury to a player, and he’ll be back. Rohit knocked off a triple for Mumbai, not just any triple, but a Sehwagesque triple – 309* (322). Which is when I saw the return ticket go into print. Now that Yuvraj’s injury rules him out of the Bangladesh tour, I see Rohit’s return ticket almost mail-ready.

When he made that triple, I was thinking Che Pujara – how many triples has Che made? Why is he still not playing for India? Why must I read this at cricinfo - "Yuvraj could be replaced by batsman Rohit Sharma, who last week boosted his chances of a national recall with a triple-century for Mumbai against Gujarat during the Ranji Trophy."

Now I’m thinking what would’ve happened if Yusuf Pathan had scored anything, leave alone a hundred?

I’m also thinking, this is some fancy tour; India play Bangladesh and Sri Lanka twice each (great, so it’s really a 7 ODI series with Lanka) – 4 games in a week; from Jan 4 – 11; game days – 5th, 7th, 10th, 11th. Nice, second ODI after a 1 day break, third after a 2 day break, and fourth after a no day break.

Frankly I’m disappointed – when will we play two ODIs in a day; one day game and the other, a night game. Together they can be called day night games.

A little light banter, so you too can overlook Che, again.

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Bring on some fresh blues - I

by Bored Guest

The BCCI was justifiably alarmed at the steady, if unspectacular slump in the performance of the Blue batters. ‘They have gone from beating everyone black and blue to going blue in the face at the sight of a willow’ screamed the headlines. This lead to much consternation in the BCCI and they sacked the physio without informing him. A final decision was also made to drop Yuvi and test a new talent.

To this end, the BCCI hastily organized an Emerging Blue Tournament at Motera, to congregate all the possible batting contenders who have at least a tinge of turquoise in them. The pitch, despite five days of play, was in excellent condition.

All the batting prospects were collected under one roof and given a chance to display their unquestionable talents. Kris Srikkanth, as chief selector was at hand to provide the final say on who could be given a chance at Kanpur. Ravi Shastri and Sunil Gavaskar were at hand to provide insightful comments and aid Srikkanth in making the decision.

The batsman lined up. First out of the hut was Suresh Raina, who was mistaken for a staff’s kid on the way to the middle. After a lengthy clarification, Raina whipped out his ID and ignored the collective gasps when he stated he was indeed 22, not 12. Undeterred, he began with some deft strokes towards mid on. The bowlers bowled short, full, wide of off and leg but were treated with equal disdain as Raina proceeded to chop, heave, pull and drive everything towards midwicket, as is his wont.

Srikkanth, always the sagacious one, observed ‘Eh, machaa? Why do you plaay yeverytheeng yon the leg saide??’

To this Raina excitedly countered, ‘This is nothing! I’m practicing on developing cover drives and square cuts which also end up in midwicket!!’

Suitably flummoxed, Srikkanth looked on either side for inspiration. Gavaskar mumbled on about how Greg Chappell had ruined Raina as a batsman and about how all this was Australia’s fault. Shastri was missing as he had gone to obtain some lozenges for his throat which was sore from screaming in delight at each of Raina’s shots. Srikkanth indicated for the next man to walk in.

Rohit Sharma jaunted in with a flourish. He proceeded to play five balls of every over beautifully, with grace and precision. Somehow, he always managed to get himself out on the sixth. He then proceeded to tell everyone that he was a young player and he was still developing and that was how developing players played.

As he droned on, Gavaskar looked at the floodlights and wondered whether the lack of light could be a reason for Sharma’s non performance, in spite of his obvious talent. ‘Probably imported from England. Those whites always try to screw us’ he muttered to himself.

Rohit’s whining was interrupted by Srikkanth, who said ‘Taalent, machaa! Taalent is yaal you need! Rest not important! You tamil, no?’ On being informed that he was telugu, not tamil, Srikkanth abruptly lost interest and waved him away.

Next in line was Badrinath who just proceeded to introduce himself sending Srikkanth into raptures. ‘This ess yexactly what we need!’ he said. Shastri, lozenged and rejuvenated, roared in agreement making Srikkanth duck for cover. Gavaskar voiced his assent by declaring that Badrinath was the ‘CEAT’s cricketer of the week.’

But the most promising contender was still to prove himself. Pujara had disappeared from the scene. ‘Che kyan che?’ questioned the Gujarati groundsman, oblivious to the underlying humour.

An exhaustive search was carried out and finally yielded a note of explanation in the locker room. It seems ‘Che’, a hitherto unknown computer freak, had come onto this blog of dubious quality which had a picture of his face morphed onto that of an Argentine revolutionary on its homepage. Inspired by this, he decided to dedicate his life to fight the prevailing injustice in India. He’d even left a book behind, tentatively titled ‘The Batting diaries’ which tabulated the injustice in cricket in India.

As Shastri mourned for a talent he had not seen, but was sure about and Gavaskar thumbed through Che’s biography and settled on a chapter titled ‘They call Praveen Kumar a fast bowler? It’s injustice!’, Srikkanth was at a loss of words, probably for the first time in his life.

After great contemplation, our Chief Selector finally remarked ‘Maybee deyar ess some thing in yimporting taalent from Sauth Africa…..can’t be too different fraam sauth India!’ resulting in groans being elicited from all present. The search for the next batting blue continues….

by Rohit Pillai

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The things it takes for Che to get noticed. 11 hundreds are not enough. Back after a 6 month injury break, you have to make that 12th century. Check Neo Sports, Cheeka. Look out for this 21 year old. If that's too much of a bother, read Che for dummies.

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