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The futility of applying Randivian tactics for social welfare
INT . Inside BCCI offices. Some time in the near future. Much water , if not spirit-of-cricket , has flowed under the bridge since Randiv famously thrust his worst foot forward. We come in to the scene when a BCCI fixtures scheduling meeting is on . In attendance are the fixtures committee and a very socially-conscientious Bored Peon.
CHAIRMAN : " Hmm , OK , up next for us is a Sri Lanka series. 25 tests , 50 ODI's and 100 T20's , that will take care of the six months begining Aug 1st , 2013."
The s-c. Bored Peon , an adherent of sorts of Randiv's revolutionary tactics , very quickly and very deftly turns the pages of the calendar forward by a year.
BORED PEON (brightly) : " But sir , we are already in Aug 2014 - so we are past that date. I don't think the tour can take place now , sir"
CHAIRMAN : " What ! Oh , i see. Oh well , never mind. Let's start the tour tommorow then"
Meeting ends. We find a despondent s-c. B.P. utter a hollow groan.
BORED PEON (to himself) : " Nahi , nahi , nahi ! Not another Ind-SL series , please sir ji !!!! We can't take it anymore - those 22 bored players , those nine spectators and half a dog in the stands. No , we can't ! Society . . . , this country , .....why , humanity ...will collapse. ..."
ENTER News TV journalist
TV J (to camera) : " Breaking news , live from the BCCI . Collapse of humanity is imminent , says Bored Peon !"
to BORED PEON " But half a dog in the stands watching an IND-SL match you said .Explain? "
BORED PEON : " Yeah , its mind is not on the game."
FIFA World Cup Contest with Bored Peon & Bored Neon (Reminder)
What's Bored Peon saying to Bored Neon saying to Bored Peon?
(check the post below for hints)
(check the post below for hints)
FIFA World Cup Contest with Bored Peon & Bored Neon
What's Bored Peon saying to Bored Neon saying to Bored Neon? Say it, and get your answer in the blurb. More marks for Paul the octopus and cricket in your answer.
Is it the Asia cup?
Bored Peon: It’s not like China, Malaysia, Singapore or the U.A.E are playing, it’s a subcontinent scene. We should call it the Sub continent Cup. Subka Cup, Sub continent Cup, then we can have Subway to sponsor, they will have specials for match days.
Bored Neon: subway sucks, but then so does the sub continent cup
Bored Peon: aah, you said it, you like the name?!
Bored Neon: they could call it the Dambulla Cup for all I care
Bored Peon: At least Dambulla has bounce
Bored Neon: Right now we need bouncers to get India away from Lanka
Bored Peon: Ha! I saw this cricinfo cartoon on bouncers…
Bored Neon: At least put a link to it when you speak
Bored Peon: This is outrageous…you are bitter because India keeps losing
Bored Neon: I prefer talking to you when you’re a cartoon, at least then it’s short and sweet
Bored Peon and Bored Neon on the Ashes
Bored Peon: They need a more desi name to reach out to Indians
Bored Neon: SatyanAshe(s)
Bored Peon and Bored Neon at the Bored Day Party!
Bored Peon: UFHO! Hate to wait for these old bored members
Bored Neon: Not as bad as waiting to wear their old bored day suits
Overheard at Colombo
Bored Peon: You know Chaminda Vaas is retiring so Sri Lanka are playing him today and giving him a farewell test.
Bored Neon: Yeah I heard. Is Danish Kaneria also retiring?
Bored Peon: No, he hasn't announced it.
Bored Neon: Then why is he playing?
Bored Peon & Bored Neon: IPL Addiction
Bored Neon: Wonder who will win the T20 World Cup?
Bored Peon: Obviously the defending champions Mumbai Indians.
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