Hostage crisis deepens.

by Naked Cricket

Oh, the little pleasures of life: watching Hayden go first ball. All squared up, and prised out with that constipated ‘the end is nigh’ nod. Had it been KP in the box, he would’ve said, “At the end of the day, you get some good balls”. But it wasn’t. The speakers spoke of nearly speaking about it being Hayden’s last at the Gabba, gabba, gooey.

Forty runs later, Ponting scoops an ice cream. O’Brien an Irishman foresees his dismissal. Oh, the little pleasures of life.

A stray thought: when Ricky and Mat retire, what will the Indians do? Just as what will they do without India? The Stockholm syndrome working both ways, imagine? Paging Dr Strangelove.

Symonds syndrome in. Once a take-no-prisoners kinda player, now a hostage himself. Who refuses to break free. 4! Bring it on Roy, prove Punter & Pup wrong. Oh, the little pleasures