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Lanka-India ODI not played Live

by Gaurav Sethi

It’s just like 13 years back. Sanath opens, scores runs, tons of runs, scores a ton. And Sachin opens too. Where is Sehwag? Where is the Sehwag-Gambhir opening combine? Nothing like a good glass of whine with another ODI on.

Why is it not a 7 match ODI series? Why couldn’t they eat into the Pak-Lanka test series – like have the first 1½ test series. Means the 2nd test be the first 2 ½ day test. Match over an hour before tea on the second day. And with it another captain. C’mon, it took three days of cricket to knock Malik off. Heard of Jamal Malik, he’s the kid in Hound Dog Millionaire. Does he play cricket? A little.

And Rohit Sharma’s playing too. That is not Live either. Deadweight? OK, so he may score a biggie, but where’s the joy? Badrinath would’ve made a biggie-wiggie by now, and Pujara a triple X. It's all about chances. And geography.

4 comments:

straight point said...

3 odis and malik ka koi maalik nahi raha...now they will go back to play 2 tests and dig 'khaan' of younis?

Anonymous said...

Sir, what are you talking about, if this was played 13 years ago our fast bowlers would have figures of 2-4 overs conceding 30-60 runs and we would have lost by some humiliating margin. Now we even have a wicketkeeper who scores! :D

But I hear ya on Rohit Sharma...

Gaurav Sethi said...

SP, the way malik wept when inzi retired, don't rule out an icl getaway, if n when pak plays. With MoYo and he in the same team. And Asif n Akhtar the pharmacy.

Gaurav Sethi said...

A, don't think dirty thoughts. We're talking monotony here, not monstrosity.