If SRK flies back tomorrow, then he is the Fake IPL Player.

A return flight from South Africa to India entails checking in your identity, and becoming the fake. Especially if you belong to KKR and can read, write, and are bitter.

Earlier today, as reported here, Akash Chopra (Shakespeare?) and Sanjay Bangar (Lordie’s run-out partner) were told to buzz off to India.

Chopra is literate, Bangar I cannot say. When it comes to the IPL however, neither has read the script well. For that matter, neither has SRK.

Computerjee, what is the correct answer? 1) Chopra 2) Bangar 3) Khan 4) None of the above