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Plug your ears. Andy Moles is about to puke.

by Naked Cricket

Help! New Zealand just won a Twenty20. If they win the next one, you know what you’ll hear:

"Of course the Lankans will say that they won the series. That's fine. Our answer is there have been four games of cricket, they have won two, and we have won two. So we are level going into the one day series..”

You may ask, who is this Andy Moles? That's a tough question.

Without putting him down as a nobody who wants to be more than a somebody, let's call him the Kiwi coach.

You know what he said when the Kiwis won the T20s v India:

"Of course the Indians will say that they won the series. That's fine. Our answer is there have been six games of cricket, they have won three, and we have won three. So we are level going into the [Test] series. They outplayed us in the one-dayers, but we are looking forward to the Test series."

Suddenly even Greg seems like a gem of a guy.

4 comments:

straight point said...

...and they rewarded this 'special' talent with extra responsibility of selector...

imagine the plight of new-zealand hopefuls...

Som said...

I thought I could heave a sigh of relief once Buchanan was gone!

Naked Cricket said...

SP, still better than Bracewell, not saying much tho.

Also a daft coach makes Vettori look like Clarke Kent.

This team is the sum total of hopefuls

Naked Cricket said...

Som, you're sounding like Brendon McCullum