Introducing Nohit Sharma, again.

Wasn’t he just shown the door?
Didn’t he make no runs, not a score
Where did the dream go wrong?
Didn’t seem to be on song

Be he’s such a lazy boy
Such a lazy boy
He sits on his LAZBOY
Playing his video games
Snacking on his potato chips
And then the door bell rings
But he’s such a lazy boy
Playing his video games
Snacking on his potato chips
And then the door bell rings
And rings

There’s someone knocking on his door
Knocking hard on his door
There’s Che and Vijay who hear the call
From not too far, just about next door
They think someone’s knocking on their door
There’s Badri too, he hears the call
But he knows better and doesn’t think at all
Nohit got a triple, it was Him, so it caused a ripple
Che scored a few, a few triples, but that don’t count
You can pile the runs, make a mount
But it don’t count, it don’t count

Coz he’s such a lazy boy
And the knocking gets harder
Some kid opens the door
A selector walks in
Overlooks his score
It is Nohit that they all adore
Coz he’s such a lazy boy

Selector: We have picked you for your lazy elegance

Nohit: dekhta nahin video game khel raha hoon..

SFX: Munching chips


Nohit Sharma is Bored Member Mahek's invention.