India plays Sri Lanka every second day.

The organizers did not foresee this India-Sri Lanka final, they expected this Micromax Cup to be like their silly product promise, nothing like anything.

Truth is, Micromax is like everything, and so is their Cup. So while the Micromax guys were hell-bent on a Bangladesh-India/B’desh-Pak/B’desh-Lanka final to push their silly promise down our throats, what happened was quite the opposite – we’re on to a final, that’s just like any other day in Indian or Lankan cricket, they’ll play each other.

Even Sachin can’t take it anymore. He’s stopped playing Lanka in his sleep. Bhajji, who knew what was coming, refused to play Lanka every second day, dropped out of the dress rehearsal. No doubt he’s ‘saving his best for the finals’ and is more than aware he can ‘perform every second game’

While Lanka who won the rehearsal with a bonus point, were distraught that their big margin of defeat ‘counted for little’. Even though Sanga said nothing, it was clear from his expression he wanted their bonus point to ‘count for something’. His close friend, Mahela agreed, “Kumar wanted our big win against India to mean something, but here in spite of topping the league table, we can have one bad day at the office and lose the coveted Micromax Cup”.

Sanga refused to comment and asked us to speak to his lawyer, when reminded that he was his lawyer, he said, “I wanted our big win against India to mean something, but here in spite of topping the league table, we can have one bad day at the office and lose the coveted Micromax Cup”.

Elsewhere Sehwag was sick of these India-Lanka games – “it’s a good time to get injured, I’d rather be fit for India-B’desh games…” he then broke into a song, “Minnow yaan na Minnow…”

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