pcb makes sense this time...

before the pakistani team's departure for the asia cup... ijaz-butt-of-all-jokes hurriedly arranged a press conference and this is what he said...

pakistan cricket has seen it all in recent times... match fixing... infighting... indiscipline... ugly politics... to cut it short... you name it we had it... so we were obviously worried what to do now to live up to the 'promise' we are known for... and we are glad we have found a solution in shoaib akhtar... who will not only keep the team management busy with his antics but will continuously provide fodder to our media partners... to keep the show going... i wish all the luck to our boys... with the hope that they will not let us down with their on and off field activities... thank you...

shoaib akhtar could not be contacted for comment... we were told he was busy getting the medical certificate from... oh sorry... please pardon me... i just forgot wart was the name of that department...