US peacekeeping force to tour with Pakistani cricket team.

After a rough home series against Australia, followed by an even rougher away series against England, both played in England, it has come to pass, that the Pakistani cricket team will be accompanied by a US Peacekeeping force. Frequent changes in captaincy in addition to sustained disharmony in the team are seen as reasons for the American intervention. The Pakistani intelligentsia argued that the yanks knew little about cricket; however Ijaz Butt snapped back, offering in way of explanation, that only Pakistani Americans will constitute the force. Rumour has it that the US in all possibility will outsource the peacekeeping efforts to India.