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Drunk Cricket - New Year Celebration BCC! style

by pRAFs

No going off for bad light

 So you and your yaars haven't got drunk in a while, haven't got the time to discuss (force your opinion on) cricket with the mohalla cricket team, and it's been ages since you last played a game of cricket.

The Solution to your quandary is a Night Cricket match on 31st December

The plan
1) Get the guy who did the Christmas decorations to put up a bunch of Halogens in your backyard
2) Fill up an ice box with beers to last the night for you and the mates,
3) order some chicken from a local restaurant (okay make it truckloads of chicken and a tonne of chips)
and VOILA!

The Drinkers' 9 or  6 or whatever - toast themselves


A kick in the balls to your friend's 'happening' disco plans


Here's how it went:
We made 2 teams of 9, each had 4 players already too drunk to tell which end of the bat to hold, 2 players seemingly in the middle of an earthquake, 2 free loaders and 1 sober member to try and maintain some sort of decorum

and off we went
Drink & Drive

Something amiss? The keeper had beer to finish

Don't argue with a drunk's bat

A drunk abuses the umpire. Ricky does that sober.


4 comments:

Shridhar Jaju said...

Was the umpire drunk? Steve Davis would have had company...

Sujan said...

It's been ages even I haven't played a Gully cricket match of this sort.

You made me remember those nice days in Coorg.. Always felt like I was playing in NZ rather than India.

Subash said...

Classic. Trip down memory lane. Good one Praful.

pRAFs said...

Sridhar,
EVERYONE was drunk!

Sujan,
believe me, it had been ages since i had held a bat. Man, some night it was.

Subash
Thanks!