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Sachin’s latest: Playing with AK Hangal

by Naked Cricket

Not to miss out on any opportunity, Sachin's fantastic media managers have called a press conference. Some believe it's to congratulate KKR and SRK for winning the IPL for the first time.  But that's not possible: Isn't Sachin pally with Aamir Khan?

All the speculation is put to rest as Sachin starts to Aila!  

Sachin: I’m sure you all have heard of senior actor A.K. Hangal making a comeback at 97…

Journalists reply in a chorus of Yeses

Journo1: Sachin, did Hangal sahb send his congratulations for your 100th 100?

Journo2: Sachin, will there be a tie-up with A.K. Hangal when he scores his 100th 100?

Media manager: please, this is not the objective of this press conference, please let Sachin speak…

Sachin (with a gentle nod, continues): There must be some people who would want A.K. Hangal to retire…because he is 97 years’ old…

Journo3 (a plant): Why Sachin? Why do these people want…

Sachin (another nod, reminiscent of the one he gives the kid in the Boost commercial): Boost is the secret…oh sorry, you see, the people who want A.K. Hangal to retire because he’s 97 are the same people who want me to retire because I’m 39…

Zapped reaction from those assembled

Sachin: Lekin mein apni pyaas bujhaonga…(sips from a Coke bottle) Age is just a number…I will play as long as I enjoy acting…and act as long as I enjoy playing… haan haan don’t be surprised, I am not just a cricketer, I’m first an actor…If you remember, last year, I informed the tax tribunal that I am an actor not a cricketer…

Journo 3 (the plant again, refers to his notes as he speaks): Yes Sachin…The tribunal accepted that he...Sachin is an artist on the grounds that he...Sachin has to use his own skills, imagination and creativity in the commercials"

Sachin: Actors like A.K. Hangal are an inspiration to me…God willing I too will keep playing…er acting till I’m 97…

Media Manager: Questions please...

Journo 4: Sachin, will you play in the next world cup?

Journo 5: Sachin, if you keep playing till you're 97 years' old, how will youngsters like Rohit Sharma get a chance...

Sachin (to his media guy): Can we stop doing this $#%@ press cons I'm #$@%^ of them....

Journo 3: Sachin, who do you think will break your record of acting till 97 years...   

Sachin (smiles) well, I hope it's an Indian...I can think of Aamir Khan...or Rohit Sharma..



Are these Sachin's top 5 commercials? What, no Luminous inverter?


Tell us your Top 5 Sachin Ads that contributed to an India win. 

1 comment:

Cricket Games said...

sachin is a rock players but this time to rest for him ?