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Inside Sehwag's spotless mind

by Naked Cricket

  • As the shadows lengthen on the ground
  • And the close in fielders suck the air from all around
  • Can hardly breathe, it's the last over of the day
  • There's a night watchman at the crease
  •  
  • And with him is this guy hell-bent on fu*king the living daylights out of everyone around
  • What will happen now?
  • Will we be alive tomorrow?
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  • Dodgy single up for grabs
  • Virender Sehwag is now on strike
  • Five more deliveries to go
  • Inside outside field, behold
  • Hold your breath, bite your lip, chew your nails
  • This will not be a smooth sail
  • He who lives by the sword
  • He who dies by his word
  • A mad man is on strike
  • Possessed by the songs running in his head
  • Kishore Kumar remix
  • There's only one way to go, hit a six
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  • Ball left outside off with an exaggerated leave and smirk, is he taking the piss
  • Can almost hear the serpent hiss
  • Four balls to go
  • Forward defence, bat in front of pad
  • Ball fizzed out into ground
  • One too many fielders around
  • Extra guy in at leg slip
  • Third ball on middle turning into leg
  • Turned by Viru past leg slip's crouching hands
  • Down to fine leg for four
  • For you got to keep adding to the score
  •  
  • Two to go
  • Point comes in from the ropes
  • Expect one, turning away
  • Hey, flashes fast, in the air
  • Hey, flashes past, in the air
  • Not Jonty, not AB, not today
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  • Last ball of the day
  • Night watchman runs up to Sehwag
  • Who pats him and seems to find something funny
  • Short mid wicket comes in
  • Deep mid wicket and long on stay
  • Are they laying a trap
  • Crap
  •  
  • Shadows lengthen on the ground
  • And the close in fielders suck the air from all around
  • Can hardly breathe
  • It's the last ball of the day
  •  
  • Flighted outside leg, Mendis is dragging him out
  • And he comes out for the bait
  • It's tasty, he cannot wait
  • As he hurls his hands, on the ball
  • It seems an eternity, from spring to fall,
  • The ball is a space cadet
  • And we wait
  • And we wait some more
  •  
  • Was it a six
  • Or was he out
  • It was hardly the outcome
  • That mattered
  • It was the ride
  • It was living
  • And knowing we will never be more alive as we were with Viru.

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Sehwag & Gambhir (and Dhoni)
That's it, folks, today, not just Viru, but that Viru-Gauti partnership too has retired. It retired almost in stages for altogether baffling reasons. First, Viru-Gauti gave their opening a break at DD (Delhi Daredevils) to promote David Warner up the order. Next, DD did not retain Gambhir. Before they knew it, neither player was opening for India. And when one returned, the other did not. Still there was the Delhi state team. That too changed this season. Sehwag, who had been threatening to for a while, finally got away to Haryana. Haryana played Delhi at the Kotla; Viru scored a 50, raised his bat, and was caught yet again by his buddy, Gauti.
Why India's best gelled opening pair did not last longer is a question that will always haunt me - suspect it has much more to do than a mere loss of form. If loss of form and not scoring runs were the sole criteria for selection to the Indian team, then someone like Suresh Raina wouldn't get an opportunity to score back-to-back ducks in Tests in Australia in 2014 and back-to-back ducks in ODIs vs South Africa this series. And on top of that, be defended by his captain and friend, MS Dhoni, repeatedly match after match. When did either Sehwag or Gambhir have this luxury? For whatever reason, Sehwag did not play in the World T20 Finals in 2007. For India, he has only played 19 T20 Internationals. Those were the Srini-Dhoni years, when their powers were absolute in all matters cricket.

Sehwag and me
Sehwag was born 37 years back. Jatman, the headless superhero, was born much later. The thinking: who needs a head when you can play with your heart. It's hard to tell when exactly it happened, but such was our cosmic connection, I could often tell when he was about to be dismissed. If not watching him bat, listening to him post-match or reading his interviews became the most sinful of pleasures. It wasn't just Viru the batsman, I wondered why he didn't bowl much more - I rated his part-time off-spin much higher than that of the regulars. Surely his not bowling more was part of some other conspiracy. Grudgingly I accepted Sehwag is many things but he's not a great captain. Maybe the cricket world wasn't ready for him. So what, even his guru, Sachin wasn't a great captain. If anything, his shortcomings as captain firmed my beliefs that he indeed is the Jatman.
The only presser I've attended had Sehwag in the spotlight, this was soon after the Ajanta Mendis Mystery series in Sri Lanka where only he and Gambhir scored runs for India.
A few years back when Sehwag was still with DD, and his powers were very much on the wane, I saw him score a hundred. It was an IPL 100. But it did for me, much more than many India hundreds had in a long time. It made me feel connected to a hope again. A hope that I knew, however faint, or unrealistic, was there - while I watched and he played. What happened from then did not matter. Sehwag had done it one more time for me, and I was grateful. As I am today, for being able to watch him play cricket all these years.

  • From the back of beyond
  • Played his cricket off a pond
  • Walked on water when the ball went in
  • Hit you hard and unearthed that teethy grin
  • Started off as a clone
  • Then shaved his head like a dome
  • You will never mistake him for another
  • Not his sister nor his brother
  • He's original, he's authentic
  • He will hit you till you feel sick
  • He's honest, he's happy
  • He will hit you till you feel crappy
  • Jatman!
  • Jatman!

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