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Strongman Dhoni or wrongman Dhoni

by Naked Cricket

The first coronation scene in Baahubali 2, by not such a simple twist of fate, the wrong man becomes king, and Baahubali, the commander-in-chief.

Baahubali though, was unfazed, as he stood by his king, stoic. It was then that his face appeared to morph into MS Dhoni’s. It wasn’t a trick. It really was Dhoni. It wasn’t whether he looked like Dhoni or not, it was that almost noble look on his face, the calm, the absoluteness in the face of adversity. The steadiness of Dhoni’s eyes in the last few overs of a match. It was all there. The steadiness after victory, the steadiness after defeat. That right up there, next to the wrong king, was Baahubai, was Dhoni. And by the way, there and then, he also looked like Dhoni.

Whatever he might be feeling otherwise, Dhoni only transmits what he wants to.

At one point, it seemed like a very long IPL for Dhoni. But whoever thought that Dhoni was going to be defined by runs and strike rates had got it wrong. Dhoni had already been defined. No matter what he did or didn’t do, least of all in the IPL, wasn’t going to change that.

Were you at the Wankhede when Mumbai chanted his name? Not on April 2, 2011 when India beat Sri Lanka, but on April 28, 2017, when Rising Pune Supergiant beat Mumabi Indians. Dhoni made just 7, no fours, no sixes, he was there for over thirty minutes for his 11 balls. Yet this non-event was an event.

As have been each of Dhoni’s 280 runs in the 15 matches going into the finals. Never mind the strike rate that’s just 118, or the four not outs to stretch his batting average to 28. There are two big match winning innings in there. Dhoni’s beasty 61 off 34 deliveries against SRH, and more recently, in the playoffs against MI – 40 off 26 with five 6s. That pretty much sealed Pune’s spot in the finals.

The 20s and 30s could go largely unnoticed but they have defined outcomes – be it the 31(21) against SRH, the 26(33) after RPS slid to 42 for 4, to keep Benn Stokes’ century company or the 21(17) lower down against RCB.

The value of a player such a Dhoni, even when he’s not on top of his game, is immense. There’s match awareness, which teams that fluctuated between blundering and brilliant, failed to instill in their players – too often a DD or KXIP batsman got out trying the big shot when pushing a single to long off would’ve sufficed.

When the match gets dodgy, Dhoni, more often than not, prefers to just hang in – it can be quite unattractive, but he will be content to defend the first few deliveries back to the bowler. So he can live to fight another over.

There’s a deep awareness of his own game - Dhoni knows, that he has a better shot at hitting the 12th delivery he faces for six, far more than the first or second one. But why then does he not rotate the strike when he comes in – surely taking a single can’t be so hard?

This seems to be another risk eliminator, and he’s way too content just blocking back to the bowler – if he’s a spinner, he’ll take a step or two down the track just to deadpan the ball down the pitchs. Often exasperating, both for a jumpy bench and an even jumpier fan.

But by now if they’re jumpy, then they don’t know Dhoni. They haven’t been on the many speeded ride and gear shifts with Dhoni. They have only been there for the last ball sixes. The last over heroics. The last two over crazies.

They have missed out, their selective memory has denied them the ultimate treat – the gentle bass lines that mark the start of a Dhoni innings, they spell the impending doom for the opposition. As the engine of a Dhoni innings warms up, there are spurts and spits of Jimmy Page like leads, and before you know it, there’s a six over your head, the whole band is playing by now. Dhoni is the front man, Dhoni is the last man. Standing. More often than not.


Next time, try to experience a Dhoni innings with all your senses. There’s way more than meets the eye. Soon, there will be way more than meets a goodbye.

First published here

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