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The big IPL hangover before the WTC Final

by Gaurav Sethi

 Will it be full circle for coach Rahul Dravid or just another Oval?

Two months of relentless travel, uprooting oneself from a hotel room every other day, packing, unpacking, and in-between that, playing cricket too. Staying switched on while playing that amount of cricket isn't easy, it showed in performances that could often be tardy. None more than in CSK’s fielding on the second night of the final. 

That the IPL takes a toll is putting it mildly. Some players dig themselves into a hole of fame, delusion; while that one knock or spell skyrockets you into overnight stardom, slated as the next big India prospect by caffeinated commentators; the decline can be unforgiving.  

Yet from this bunch of IPL warriors, a select few made it to the World Test Championship Final versus Australia, at The Oval from 7th June, 2023. While the time-difference between India and England is 4.30 hours, the gulf between a Test and a T20 league cannot be quantified. 

This was telling on the first day of practice. Every player barring Cheteshwar Pujara was in his IPL jersey. Pujara appeared in his Sussex gear. While coach, Rahul Dravid did his best impersonation of himself as the ‘Indira Nagar ka gunda’ ad, captain, Rohit Sharma offered an explanation: “You see, after the jersey sponsors have changed, we can’t just do it”. 

Team India’s jersey sponsors had changed from Nike to Adidas. While this baffled Dravid even more, “What does this even mean?”, an ever chirpy Axar Patel weighed in: "Adidas means All Day I Dream About Sport.”

The first practice session was called off prematurely. 

The next session was even worse. All the players appeared in CSK’s yellow jerseys. Apparently, it was a gift from Ravindra Jadeja. Everyone had the number 7 and Dhoni on their back.

At this point, Sachin Tendulkar, who vacations in England during the summers, appeared. After mixing with the players, he proceeded to the café where he started shooting a food video. Tendulkar had become an all-rounder on social media, sharing his posts on Instagram and Facebook, making a clear differential between them, as he did between formats. 

Dravid then roped in Tendulkar for a candid talk. Tendulkar started by compelling the boys to enjoy their cricket. “First of all, you must enjoy your cricket. It doesn’t matter what format you play, you must enjoy it.”

Old habits die hard, and this is where Dravid imitated Tendulkar. The boys couldn’t bring themselves to laugh, only when Tendulkar cracked up did they join in reluctantly. This was followed by questions.

Jadeja went first, “I’m finding it very hard to get out of the winning moment, and shift to Test format.” Tendulkar nodded. He advised him not to fight it and go with the flow. 

The next visitor was Dinesh Karthik, who reminded everyone he was on media duties. In the last few years, it was impossible to tell whether DK was a player or a soothsayer on air. 

Rohit Sharma, who finds DK both irresistible and irritable, pulled DK’s cheeks so hard it hurt. 

Dravid then beckoned Pujara – just like you all are finding it hard to shift from IPL to Test mode, here’s a player, who is faced with a challenge that’s the exact opposite. Pujara offered a weak smile and said that he too had been part of an IPL-winning side with CSK. Though this was true, it zapped most present. 

Dravid asked Ajinkya Rahane if as a freshly minted IPL champion he had any words of advice. Prompt in his reply, “Definitely. This is one such occasion where nobody should take the credit from the captain. Mahi bhai is an inspirational leader. Definitely, in Australia, I was able to implement a lot of learnings in our series win there. For which I would like to thank Mahi Bhai.” 

Virat Kohli led a chant of Mahi! Mahi! 

Recently retired again Rayudu, who was in talks with various leagues and counties, made a surprise entry. In his usual snappy way, Rayudu offered his two cents: “I have never had a problem adapting from IPL to Test cricket.” Everyone was transfixed. Perhaps Rayudu had the answers. Rayudu continued, “I’ve never had any problems adapting because I never played Test cricket.” 

RP Singh, known to once arrive surprisingly for a Test match in England, was in next. He said, matter of fact, “I was on my way back from USA, thought I’d check if I was needed or anything.”

This was lost on everyone except Dravid. RP Singh played his last Test match in August 2011 at The Oval. The current venue for the WTC Final. Before this, Singh had played a Test in April 2008. 

Dhoni was the Test captain then. He had beckoned Singh into the Test side. Dravid was Man of the series. India had lost the series 0-4. The series was soon after the IPL that year. CSK were the champions then. After the Test series, Dravid played his first and only T20 international against England. He made 31 with three 6s. 

It then dawned upon Rahul Dravid, Tests or T20s, perhaps he was the best man to talk about playing in England. He cleared his throat and started to speak. 

(However plausible this may sound, this is a work of fiction)

First published on cricket.com 

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How Red Ball Dhawan & White Ball Dhawan did Bhangra in Private

by Gaurav Sethi




More than any Indian batsman perhaps, Shikhar Dhawan sucks good form for all its worth. Much like bad form sucks Dhawan for all he is worth. By the time Dhawan boarded his flight back from England, he must have been feeling quite worthless. Though not quite in a Yograj Singh wishing Dhoni kind of way.

Even though he had fared better than the other openers till the fourth Test, it was The Oval that did him in. KL Rahul and Alastair Cook shot ahead, while Dhawan’s footwork shot him in the legs. Two LBWs in two innings. His post-dismissal, pre-review chats with KL Rahul lasted longer than his teeny-weeny stints at the crease.

And that is what most will remember of Shikhar Dhawan from England.

How then did Dhawan turn it around from 9/11 to 9/18? From London to Dubai? From red ball to white ball? From out to in? From Sony to Star? Did those ads get to Dhawan too?

Much as red-ball Dhawan and white-ball Dhawan are two different beasts, it’s easier said than done. And a lot had to be said, and even more done, for Dhawan to pick up the pieces, his two left feet and the outside edge of his bat – and convince himself that he indeed was worth it.

This would not have been possible without his ODI opening mate, Rohit Sharma. Who in Virat Kohli’s absence was there for Dhawan – sometimes far more than necessary.

Flight day for the Asia Cup saw Dhawan make it earlier than usual to the airport. He wanted some me-time. With both red-ball Dhawan and white-ball Dhawan. He wanted the twain to meet. After checking in his baggage (and he had plenty), he made it to the deserted Business Class Lounge.

Yet, Dhawan yearned for more privacy. He furtively made to the men’s room, once there, he locked himself in a stall with his two phones, and started to text himself. This was a trick he had learnt from VVS Laxman at Sunrisers Hyderabad.

Phone with red cover was, you guessed it, for red-ball Dhawan. White cover for white-ball Dhawan. A third phone that was tucked away, was for odd-ball Dhawan (the one who’s dropped).

Red Ball Dhawan (RBD): You forgot the process again. You got the first Test…

White Ball Dhawan (WBD): Why are we still talking Test cricket?

RBD: That’s who I am

WBD: But you don’t exist now. It’s about the new process now. ODI process. Try new things.

RBD: I am finished? What are you…

WBD: relax boss, I’ll make a few moves and we’ll both be back

RBD: What moves?

WBD: You’re playing in the first Test against Windies…

RBD: How? You’re crazy…flat track confidence as always...I didn’t have to leave all those balls and still edge them

WBD: Nothing new, yaar, you know...there is no process…don’t keep using that word

RBD: But it’s a big word, everybody uses it and loves it…Mahi bhai loves it too

WBD: Even GC loved it

RBD: Who GC?

WBD: Don’t be stupid you, Greg Chappell…always acting the innocent one…you are full idiot, Delhi style, moorkh hahah I know what you know and you don’t know what I know…why we are even talking…first game against Hong Kong, big 100…easy...then, next day more…white ball Dhawan is rock star

RBD: What about me? Scars from England…outside edge scars…lbw scars…dropped catch scars…dropped from team scars…I’m finished boss

WBD: NO. You are boss, boss, boss hahaha it’s simple. Hong Kong easy match. Pak no pressure. Dubai we will go shopping after winning against Pak…you will be Sheikh again…Sheikh Shikhar…hahaha…I’m funny…hahhaa…process is important to be funny also…hahaha

At this point, Dhawan doesn’t realise, that in his excitement, he’s both texting and talking aloud and LOL-ing too. In the adjacent stall, there is company. None other than his captain, Rohit Sharma.

Rohit Sharma(RS): Oye? #TheOne…

Shikhar Dhawan (SD): Oye? #Hitman…

RS: What the…just saying

SD: What the you?

RS: oh, nothing…just great…just saying that I was in the neighbourhood so dropped in to take a look for some peace and quiet…and it’s great to be here…nice and quiet…after a tough day at the office…where everybody does their best but it doesn’t always go…go to plan…but no complaints…just great..how’re you…just saying that we have a great chance in Dubai for the Asia Cup…I think…just saying that if we play to our potential we can rest some key players and beat Hong Kong easily and then play those key players and beat Pakistan easily, that will be great I think…just saying…we need to do the basics right…Great…how’re you…you’re looking great?

SD: But you can’t see me, Hit

RS: But I’m just saying I know what you look like…what are you doing, One?

SD: No secrets between brothers…

RS: Great!

SD: I was doing process…texting myself

RS: Great…I was doing the same…

(Both speak over each other): Red Ball Dhawan to White Ball Dhawan…Red Ball Rohit to White Ball Rohit…

Both crack up loudly.

SD: Lax’ bhai taught you too?

RS: No…no…Sachin Paaji at MI…

SD: What? But he didn’t need this…

RS: Just saying it’s always great to talk to Paaji but Paaji is just great…always think about everyone…so I’m just saying because VVS also had this red ball white problem thing which was not great maybe Paaji taught him also…how to adapt to different conditions…to different phones…the different formats and how to format your own disc drive to different formats…it is no computer science just saying…

SD: SH*T but Lax’ bhai played much less ODIs…than me

RS: Great…but even then he was a great player and you cannot take that away from him…that he played much less than me too…just saying ODIs…

SD: But how will this process help us if it couldn’t help him…

RS: Great…ok, maybe not so great for him but at least he played so many Tests and he was definitely a great Test player and who knows if he even had a mobile phone then and if he had to handwrite all this that would be a lot of work but he had beautiful wrists and who knows…maybe those wrists became beautiful by writing all these notes to himself…

At this point there is outrageous laughter from a third stall. It’s Ambati Rayudu

Ambati Rayudu (AR): Laxman Bhai taught me too…to text between ICL Rayudu and IPL Rayudu…back then…he was laughing at me all that time…I don’t think he was serious…

RS: Oye SHUT UP! Just saying you are…Yo-Yo Test FAIL!

Both Dhawan and Rohit crack up.

SD: And I keep getting dropped from Test team…haha

RS: And I don’t get picked for Test team hahaha…

(While VVS Laxman played 134 Test matches, he appeared in only 86 ODIs. The conflict between the red-ball cricketer and white-ball cricketer is a perpetual one. Rohit (185 ODIs), Dhawan (107 ODIs) have only played 25 and 34 Tests respectively. Rayudu has played 36 ODIs but yet to make his Test debut.)

However plausible this may be sound, this is largely a work of fiction


First published here

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What would Dhoni have done?

by Gaurav Sethi


Batsmen on song often don’t think twice before taking a single in the death overs. In a tight chase that can be quite counterproductive.

It’s one of Dhoni’s things. When it gets tight towards the end of an innings, he stands his ground. Turns his back to his partner. Raises his arm. Pretty much an uninterested traffic policeman signaling stop – if you don’t get it by now, too bad for you. Most of his non strikers don’t get it, the ball could’ve been played to a boundary fielder, usually that’s a run, possibly two, if there’s a misfield. Deal with Dhoni, there is no uncertainty, there is no single. He has switched off. It’s only boundaries. Or certain twos. Nothing in between.

At some point, it could be as early as the 17th over, (depending on who the non-striker is) that Dhoni switches off the singles. Dhoni is in nightclub-bouncer-mode – couples only. If that means a string of dots, so be it. It helps him stay even keel. Minimise the clutter possibly. Dismiss the ambiguity. Victory or defeat will only happen at the hands of Dhoni.

It all is working its way to a Rock ‘n’ Roll crescendo – the patient acoustic buildup comes with the promise of a blitzkrieg of bass, drums, lead, and who knows, Robert Plant singing on top of that, delivering via Dhoni, a stairway to a last ball six. Were you not entertained? And you bow down, bleating, “I’m not worthy”.

If such is the promise, and so high the rewards, why do more batsmen not adopt this approach? Does it take Dhoni’s aura, ability to up the stakes to such a dizzying height, to pull it off? And days when it doesn’t come off, does it yet again take Dhoni’s aura to shrug his shoulders, smile and say it like it is – that there are days when it won’t come off.

KKR’s Andre Russell came off against CSK the other night, smashing 88 not out of 36 balls – with 11 sixes. KKR set a target of 202. CSK chased it down with one ball to spare.

Russell hit the 10th of his 11 sixes of the first ball of the 20th over. The next delivery, he took a single – giving the strike to No. 8 batsman, Tom Curran. Curran went on to play two dots, taking a leg bye on the fifth delivery. Russell hit the last ball for his 11th six.

Would Dhoni have taken a single on the second delivery?

It’s tougher to find fault with a winning team – KXIP beat SRH on the last ball of 20th over by one wicket. From 136/5 after 17.3 overs, SRH found a way to end up at 137/9 at the end of 19th over. It was down to No. 6 batsman, Deepak Hooda and No. 11, Billy Stanlake.

11 needed of the last over for a win. Hooda hits the first ball for a six, next ball is a wide. It’s down to four of five deliveries, what does Hooda do the next ball – that’s right, he takes a single. (Given, he tried for a second but Pollard was too quick for him). Next ball, Stanlake wangles another single, getting Hooda back on strike.

It’s down to two of two balls now. Hooda takes a single of the fifth ball, scores tied. It’s all down to No. 11, Stanlake now. Stanlake hits a four. Hooda remains not out, the only Sunrisers’ batsman to hit a six.

What would Dhoni have done?

Your guess is perhaps as good as Dhoni’s – he would’ve stood his ground. Taking the onus, and with it, the big, fat bonus.

Even with his batsmanship nowhere close to what it once was, the mind is as sharp as ever. If it’s a risk worth taking, he’ll take it on himself. Ambati Rayudu will vouch for that. From the non-striker’s end.

First published here

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