Kiwi for Maths, and Aussie for beer

First it was Justin Vaughan, CEO of Kiwi cricket who took his Casio scientific calculator out:

After the black caps’ lone ODI victory, he solved a highly complex equation:

3-3 is what he said (India 3-1 in the ODIs, NZL 2-0 in the T20s, Q.E.D)

Then the Kiwi coach, Andy Moles took his abacus out, in consultation with the Chinese he arrived at this:

"Of course the Indians will say that they won the series. That's fine. Our answer is there have been six games of cricket, they have won three, and we have won three. So we are level going into the [Test] series. They outplayed us in the one-dayers, but we are looking forward to the Test series."

Got me thinking, had England won yesterday’s T20, the series according to Vaughan & Moles, and the world according to Garp would’ve been locked at 1-1.

Balderdash.

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