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Showing posts with label Wasim Akram. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wasim Akram. Show all posts

Sachin Tendulkar's ODI Debut and Vivek Razdan

by achettup

Indian cricket fanatics probably know the stats off the top of their heads, right from his test debut, where he scored 3 runs less than Bradman did in his first innings, debuting alongside Waqar Younis. They'll know for certain that he scored a duck in his first ever ODI. These are questions they'd probably have heard several times at school quizzes, before they quickly went out of fashion and hard core questions about particularly special innings found their way to quiz-masters' handbooks. I can confess that I never saw Sachin's first match, indeed it would be two years before I held a bat in my hands and a few months further still before I watched a cricket match with interest... we lost, the infamous 1992 world cup match against England that resulted in Shastri's parent's house being pelted with chapals.

Back to Sachin's debut. The series prior to that point appears to have been largely forgettable. All the tests were drawn, and Sachin had made a decent impression of his abilities against one of the best pace attacks of that generation. The first ODI at Peshawar was abandoned without a ball being bowled, so Sachin would make his debut in the second match. The scorecard for that match makes fascinating reading. For starters, the match was reduced to a 16 over contest, and Sachin came in at the unfortunate Raman Lamba's dismissal, with the score reading 34/3, chasing Pakistan's total of 87. There don't seem to be stats related to when Sachin came out to the middle, but it at the very earliest would have been at 7.3 overs, we can only tell that Aaqib Javed had just dismissed Lamba. Which would have meant India need to chase 54 at a bit more than a run-a-ball.

Tendulkar was dismissed for nought, the second ball he faced, bowled by Waqar and caught by none other than Wasim Akram, who had made his debut all of five years earlier. Akram had tormented the Indian batting line-up a few times already by then, including this match at Sharjah three years earlier, returning with stunning figures of 7.2-4-4-2! He didn't bowl to Sachin in this match, but they'd already done battle during the preceding test series. Pakistan would go on to win the match by 7 runs, and Sachin would suffer the ignominy of being dropped for the remaining match (actually two, the originally scheduled third and final match was abandoned after Prabhakar had Pakistan reeling at 28/3 off 14.3 overs with a spell of 5-2-5-3, and the fourth match was another shortened affair, which Pakistan won convincingly) and replaced by Sanjay Manjrekar (one can only imagine... anyway, not relevant) who'd had an excellent test series.

It does seem to have been a bit harsh to have dropped Sachin given those circumstances and it certainly gave no indication of his future exploits in the format... of course, he would go on to become the greatest ever ODI batsman, single-handedly carrying the hopes of a generation of Indian cricket fans for the next decade. But it was even harsher on another young debutant, 20 year old Vivek Razdan, who bowled all of 2 overs in that match. On his test debut during the second match of the series, Razdan - a right arm medium pacer - hardly got much of a bowl and was promptly dropped for the third match, which was perhaps a blessing in disguise given the run-fest it ended up becoming. But he ended up with the best bowling figures (5/79) in the final test, quite an achievement when you consider that the other bowlers in the match included Imran Khan, Akram, Waqar, Qadir, Kapil Dev and Prabhakar!

Kapil, who had sat out Tendulkar's ODI debut, returned during the abandoned 3rd ODI, replacing Razdan, but he once again sat out during the 4th ODI, and Razdan's bowling figures certainly don't indicate he did much wrong. He would play only one more match, almost a year later against Sri Lanka, and after 4 overs wherein he conceded 31 runs, would never represent India again, relegated to obscurity, a sadly recurring tale for too many Indian pace bowlers. Perhaps it does highlight how batsmen get many more opportunities to prove their worth, but bowlers often just get a few spells to impress and very often luck plays a big role in whether they get that foothold to display their talent over a more prolonged period.

I know the circumstances are obviously completely different, what with a prodigiously talented 16 year old run machine being given the opportunity to showcase his skills in the Test arena, but just imagine if Sachin had been given few opportunities in the test series and played just one good innings out of say 3 or 4, and if he was dropped for good after that ODI debut? The 21 year old Razdan played 29 first class matches in total (and maybe we should ask why he was given the opportunity at the tender age of 20 in the first place?), who knows if he was disheartened, but it makes you wonder doesn't it?

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When Sunny Leone met Wasim Akram

by Gaurav Sethi

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Cartoon's inspired by Sunny Leone's tweet: On the plane heading back 2mumbai from shooting and sitting right next 2 rahul dravid and also met wasim akram at the airport.

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What should Irfan and Ishant do now?!

by Ankit Poddar

Indian cricket, one will do well to remember, faces some really weird selection policies. One day one guy  gets chosen because of unmentionable reasons, is retained in the team for even more unmentionable reasons while the best ones rot on the sidelines. A case in point is our very own Che.

Irfan Pathan and Ishant Sharma are such cases again. According to a lot of opinions, these guys do not have anything much to offer these days. So nothing like, they do not make it into any of the Indian teams. Not even the Women's team, who nobody really watches or cares about. But these cricket players are boys and boys, well, will remain boys. They can not still and have to be up to something or the other, all the time.

As a bored member, I decided to find out what could these two men really do, now that they have no cricket to play.

Irfan Pathan:

Touted as the next Wasim Akram (for his swing), and the next Kapil Dev (for his all round capabilities) until only some time ago, this boy had some awesome credentials to his name. But something has gone really wrong, with his swing as also with the selection policies. Now, this boy is largely being touted as the next Vinod Kambli (for never truly realizing his potential). 

However, the boy is a fighter. The boy can take up random jobs these days. It would really be perfect, because thanks to Greg Chappell's vision, the boy would any which ways not know what his job in any team really is. Cricinfo's latest suggestion is that he impersonate Munaf Patel. Never mind the fact that, Munaf himself is rotting in oblivion. And I am really in support of that. At least, that would be some job, and as nobody cares about Munaf either, nobody will care to point out Irfan's mistakes.

Ishant Sharma:

The boy who made Ricky Ponting hop in that famous (or infamous) Perth Test has lost some of his pace and length and also the confidence of the selection committee at the same time. What the boy should do now is to open his own Exercise Classes. He could make his students 'Hop, Skip and Jump', just like he made Ponting do all that. Never mind the fact that he will not be able to do so at his own bowling but on some Mika music. Also, he could take up some Dance classes. After the IPL Awards fiasco, some dancing tips are in the offing.

On being sidelined by the selection committee so brutally, it is important for these players to keep themselves really busy. Idleness can play havoc with the mind. (Ask me!) Keep yourselves busy guys, take up these jobs!

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Boring Cricket Commentating Idiots XI

by Mahek

With commentary being such an integral part of the cricketing experience, it's only fitting that there was a discussion on the best in the business. There have been teams of the year and sides of the century, but honours don't come much greater than being part of the greatest collection of commentators to have irritated us with their cliches and prejudices. So with much satisfaction and a large dose of fear, BCC! is introducing the definitive search for the all-time crappiest commentators from all the Test-playing countries.

It's time we recognized the booming voice of Ravi Shastri, the patronising comments of Sir Ian Botham, those anti-white remarks of Sunil Gavaskar. Ian Healy needs to be appreciated for wearing his baggy green in the Channel 9 commentary box. And this list wouldn't be complete without Tony Greig who is in a tririlemma about what team to call his own. Make no mistake, the competition will be tense and since there can only be a team of 11, something will have to give. Rest assured the race will go down to the wire.

In order to ensure none of these commentators slip through the web, I encourage our readers to nominate the commentators that have enriched their cricket-viewing experience with their description of the bleeding obvious. We're talking about the kings of cliches, the princes of bad puns, the badshahs of bias. Nominations are welcome until 00:00 GMT on Sunday, December 6. Once the nominations are in, due diligence will be done to examine their commentating credentials. The list will be divided into groups based on the commentators' primary job when they were cricketers. Our XI will comprise 2 opening batsmen, 3 middle order batsmen, an allrounder, a wicket-keeper, 3 pace bowlers and a spinner.

Voting with start from Monday, December 7 with readers choosing their opening batsmen. It will continue for 7 days, after which it will be turn of middle order stalwarts. This will continue for six weeks, after which BCC! will announce the Elite Eleven.

In case you're wondering what's in it for the voters, there is absolutely nothing. However, it does give them a chance to hurl abuses at commentators, share their favourite quotes, basically provide further evidence of how bored and cricket crazy they are.

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I will NOT believe again!

by Rohit

I’m not usually sappy enough to fall for the media promoted adulation that gets showered on any upcoming fast bowling talent in Indian cricket. I give myself credit for not setting myself up for disappointment whenever we discover the next best thing. I’ve seen the rise and fall many from ‘the next Glenn McGrath’(read Aavishkar Salvi) to ‘the next Wasim Akram’ (a certain Pathan. Enough said. Anymore would be belittling……Akram of course) with my dignity intact. I hold back chuckles when the commentators run out of hyperboles and fall over themselves in delight and always end up feeling good about my sense of realism and superior intellect. In short, I’m not a believer.

Not that Sreesanth got too many lightbulbs for his initial performances. In fact his debut test series against England saw Munaf get the lion’s share of the attention, with Nasser Hussain referring to him as ‘a gem’ (a jinx as clear as any I’ve ever seen.) I, of course, did not believe.

For the most part, he was a decently nippy, reasonably accurate swing bowler. His faults were being prone at times to altercations and always to idiosyncrasies. The pundits, however, were beginning to clear their throats to start mouthing platitudes. I, with my infinite foresight, did not believe.

He bowled with remarkable pace and consistency in his debut year and even took 6 wickets in an ODI against England. The pundits were in full flow and were competing with each other to mouth hackneyed hokum. I, with my supercilious bearing, did not believe.

Then came Jo’burg. Things would never be the same again. He ripped through a top class South African top order like no Indian bowler I had seen. I was transformed from a rational, calm cynic to a picture worshipping, puja performing dyed in the blue believer. I chastened myself for being so obtuse so as to not see his obvious talent. I nodded along when the pundits talked about his impeccable seam position. Surely he was the best bowler out there, no doubt. I harrumphed derisively at the other bowlers who lacked the swing, seam, or had only one type of slower delivery unlike our own God’s gift to fast bowling a.k.a. Sreesanth.

We lost the series 1-2. I still believed. Sreesanth began to show that in addition to two types of slower deliveries, he could also bowl many types of long hops. I ignored them and continued to believe. His histrionics kept increasing at the cost of performances. I silenced my inner fears and continued to believe.

In fact, I kept believing for a long time, almost to the point when we all saw him at the IPL, head in hands. I knew how he felt. I felt much the same way. Like someone had slapped me very, very hard in the face. I had allowed myself to be conned and I knew it. They made a prince out of a pretender and I went along with it. It took me a long time to get over it. That feeling of being cheated still haunts me. I still see those beautiful outswingers in my nightmares, sometimes.

And now he’s back. I refuse to believe it. I’m just not ready for it, emotionally. It’s too much of a commitment, I tell you. I will not be able to survive another rejection….I simply will not. That’s it. The end.

Did you see that ball that got Herath, by the way? Beauty, wasn’t it!
Aargghh!! I can’t help it! I'm relapsing....... I need help!

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Happy Bored Day White Lightning

by pRAFs

Some moniker that, isn't it?

Allan Donald the man who many fast bowlers, like myself grew up idolising, turns 43 today.

Still clearly remember how he tormented India on the SA tour of 96. Especially the 66 and 100 all out.

Although India were struggling with the pace and bounce, I loved every moment of watching Allan bowl.

I might have been the only person in the country cheering him on when he got stuck into Dravid during the ODI series.

That 98 tour of England, when he made Atherton shit in his pants was worth a watch for the duel itself.

Check this to know what i mean.



Although Wasim and Waqar were around back then, but that aggression was what made him stand out.

Fell in love with that action, although never aped it. It's amazing how many times he would just burst through a batsman's defense.

Also loved the extended follow through and stare when he wanted to let the batsman know that he was in space. That was something I incorporated into my own action.

Earlier, I would just run in, bowl then head back to the mark, irrespective of whether i had bowled a jaffa or a lame mid pitch long hop.

Though I didn't sledge much, did make it a point to follow through right upto the batsman after a bouncer or when I beat the bat.

That little ramp shot over the slips that Sachin is credited with was actually played by Allan first. True Story.

Can't find the video of him playing the shot though.

Here's to you Allan for being an inspiration to at least this fast bowler. It's only fair we share the same birthday

P.S: Today is Viru's Birthday too. But you know the relation between fast bowlers and opening batsmen right?

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Imran Khan: I'm Surprised

by Bored Guest

The other day somebody told me about WADA. I thought, my god is this Women against Desirable Atheletes, and I thought my God is this Jemima who has been petty enough to start a body against desirable atheletes like me. Someone then told it's against doping, and I wondered was there a body against dopes like Javed Miandad and of late Younis. Then I was told it was the World Anti-Doping Agency. This was like the reverse swing I invented and Allan Donald tampred with. Well, the reason MS, Bhajji and Yuvi haven't signed it I guess is that they're just not used to signing as many autographs as I did in my playing days. After all, MS is not I.

On Match Fixing, I think WI definitely fixed it by refusing to pay wages to the best team, so that Bangladesh could win the series. The West Indies Board would definitely have earned enough to pay the wages to their players. There was plenty of match fixing in my time, what with Wasim being matched with Waqar, and getting the rest of the team matched to all the girls in England. I fixed a match for myself with Jemima as well. I wonder which match Abdul Qadir is referring to, unless Younis is fixing his teammates with some girls. No wonder they're losing the matches, with all that fixing.

WADA should check Sachin. How can he reach 15,000 runs without a drug called Sunny.

by Mohit Varma

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Happy Bored Day Wasim Bhai

by Q

Happy Birthday Wasim Bhai!

Such was his aura that everyone from kid to dad to grand-dad called him Wasim bhai.

The best left arm pacer, if not the best pacer, to grace this planet.

This was the day that he came into this world, which he conquered with his skill and guile.

In Pakistan, we believe that Wasim Akram had the ability to tell a batsman when and how he was going to get him; and he used to!

I reckon that despite going 3 years past 40 today, he can still give most batsmen a torrid time.

Happy Birthday Wasim bhai!

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