Hats off to Sehwag. Caps on to Viru.

by Naked Cricket

Look over your shoulder, it’s Sehwag.

Not in the flesh, but in the pulp.

Sehwag has made every Delhi paper I’ve seen today.

It’s not his birthday. If it were, you’d have pics of Yuvraj wishing him.

It’s not Ishant’s 20th. If it were, you’d have Sehwag giving him cake shots.

Nor is it about Sehwag’s recent cakewalk in cricket. He prefers not to go there.

There’s some general health talk, stuff on Symonds that is.

And of course the, I hate to say it, that repugnant term, so I’ll say something else instead –there’s a lot about the famous four. That feels better, fab in fact.

But the hook isn’t the famous four either. See how it becomes a buzz word.

The hook is Sehwag’s future stars: Suresh Raina, Manoj Tiwari, Virat Kohli.

Great, two guys from Delhi. But why leave Gautam Gambhir, Amit Mishra, Shikhar Dhawan, Glenn McGrath…hell, if they’re the best going, why not say it like it is? If KP can play for England, then Pigeon should fly to India.

And talking of flying, why not talk super heroes. They have costumes, right? And Sehwag has one now – he wears a cap. Day, night, asleep, awake, outdoors, indoors, he has his cap on. Plus a shower cap in the bath.

Viru - you may not be the famous four, but you are the fab one.

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