What's the score at Nagpore?

(aka The Anglo-Indian cricket song or the Clichéd cricket song)

by Naked Cricket

What’s the score at Nagpore?
I don’t have the foggiest my friend
It’s a slow track, it’s a dead track
It’s supposed to give the Indians a crack
At the Border Gavaskar Trophy plaque

Come on, What’s the score at Nagpore?
I can’t say about the cricket
But there was another felicitation
It went off rather well
Everybody that mattered was in attendance
And then some more

But what’s the score at Nagpore?
It’s just like the good ol’ days
If all goes well, it should be a rather tame draw
Yes, so I’m told, it’s an absolute dust bowl

You wouldn’t know the score at Nagpore, would you?
As a matter of fact, I do
It was, when I heard last
What did that soft drinks wallah
With the radio transistor say…

Alright, you are the last one I’m asking
What’s the score at Nagpore?
Smashing! ol’ chap!
You still watching test cricket
The score at Nagpore
When I relieved myself
In the men's room was…

What’s the score at Nagpore?
What’s the score at Nagpore?