by Naked Cricket
The guard didn’t move
The guard didn’t go
The guard didn’t heave
The guard didn’t ho
Nightwatchman… Showed no emotion
Not with his face and not with his bat
He just stood there
With his straight face
He just stood there
With his straight bat
The guard didn’t drool
The guard didn’t drive
The guard didn’t hit
The guard didn’t run
Nightwatchman… Showed no emotion
Not with face and not with his bat
He put his wicket on the line
He said softly, ‘sir, why take his life, when you can readily have mine?
It matters for little as I come in down the order at quarter to nine’
Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein!
The guard didn’t laugh
The guard didn’t loft
The guard didn’t cut
The guard didn’t cruise
Nightwatchman… Showed no emotion
Not with his face and not with his bat
He just stood there
With his straight face
He just stood there
With his straight bat.
Nightwatchman
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7 comments:
hahaha...yet again naked sir...you take the cake...
sense a sweet tooth, cheers utp sir!
'G'elicious...
though guard didnt show any emotions...its the people he is guarding are showing lots of it...
NC this is wicked and cruel. But I can't stop laughing at this.
Cheers SP!
scorpi, meant to be funny. i laughed too.
He stood ... he watched ... he sauntered ... back to the pavilion that is ... wonder if it would help if his bat turned gay and went for the balls!!!
sraguna, most guards stay in the closet
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