By Scorpicity
Die, die, die my darling
Don't offer a single shot
Die, die, die my darling
suck up and kiss Johnson's mouth
Ill be seeing you choke again
Ill be seeing you choke in hell
Coach, don't cry to me oh baby
About how great your team is
oh, don't cry to me oh baby
I should have seen this coming
Don't cry to me oh baby
You all know, to choke is your power
Don't cry to me oh baby
Can't bat, can't bowl when required
Don't cry to me oh baby
Now you go choke on a drain plug line
Don't cry to me oh baby
Die, die, die my darling
Don't offer a single shot
Die, die, die my darling
suck up and kiss johnson's mouth
I'll be never placing a bet on you again
Ill be seeing you choke my beer bill in hell
Die, die, die, die, die, die....
Not poetic at all like NC... I put my neck out and like all fickle Indian fans who had the nerve to support the saffers, my fickleness is showing through.
Song originally by the misfits... However you can hear Metallica's version to sing along.
Damm you Saffers.
The saffer song
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9 comments:
it took only 5 overs of how-i-get-wicket-johnson to get themselves choked...again...
I swear I am so pissed off right now... 3/234 and I was over the moon. My guys were scoring me lots of points on fantasy cricket, they had just proved the Aussie attack had no depth or penetration and were on the path of greatness and then... splutter splutter... cough... gasp gasp... we're back to same old same old, except this time they did 3 days too early. Johnson Smohnson, I bet you're proud you got alleged spinner caught at fine third man!
Chokers all of them
amazed they scored so many. now it's left to poor boucher.
NC seems to have inspired a whole new gang (not the right word I know) of cricket poets. Nice going Scorpicity..
Sp... I can't figure Johnson... sure he got pace but damm he is quite ordinary yet he is the top dog in the business.
What is that incident about Achettup... I missed that.
3 in the blogging world and two among friends... that's my bet. Anyway, hopefully they can pull something off in the second Otts.
No Shaun Pollock to rally around him this time around NC.
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