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The saffer song

by Bored Member

By Scorpicity

Die, die, die my darling
Don't offer a single shot
Die, die, die my darling
suck up and kiss Johnson's mouth

Ill be seeing you choke again
Ill be seeing you choke in hell

Coach, don't cry to me oh baby
About how great your team is
oh, don't cry to me oh baby
I should have seen this coming
Don't cry to me oh baby
You all know, to choke is your power
Don't cry to me oh baby
Can't bat, can't bowl when required
Don't cry to me oh baby
Now you go choke on a drain plug line
Don't cry to me oh baby

Die, die, die my darling
Don't offer a single shot
Die, die, die my darling
suck up and kiss johnson's mouth

I'll be never placing a bet on you again
Ill be seeing you choke my beer bill in hell

Die, die, die, die, die, die....

Not poetic at all like NC... I put my neck out and like all fickle Indian fans who had the nerve to support the saffers, my fickleness is showing through.

Song originally by the misfits... However you can hear Metallica's version to sing along.

Damm you Saffers.

9 comments:

straight point said...

it took only 5 overs of how-i-get-wicket-johnson to get themselves choked...again...

Anonymous said...

I swear I am so pissed off right now... 3/234 and I was over the moon. My guys were scoring me lots of points on fantasy cricket, they had just proved the Aussie attack had no depth or penetration and were on the path of greatness and then... splutter splutter... cough... gasp gasp... we're back to same old same old, except this time they did 3 days too early. Johnson Smohnson, I bet you're proud you got alleged spinner caught at fine third man!

Viswanathan said...

Chokers all of them

Gaurav Sethi said...

amazed they scored so many. now it's left to poor boucher.

Anonymous said...

NC seems to have inspired a whole new gang (not the right word I know) of cricket poets. Nice going Scorpicity..

Anonymous said...

Sp... I can't figure Johnson... sure he got pace but damm he is quite ordinary yet he is the top dog in the business.

Anonymous said...

What is that incident about Achettup... I missed that.

Anonymous said...

3 in the blogging world and two among friends... that's my bet. Anyway, hopefully they can pull something off in the second Otts.

Anonymous said...

No Shaun Pollock to rally around him this time around NC.