Be our guest, you bored so and so.

Be our Bored Guest. Write in your yawns to Bored Cricket Crazy Indians (BCC!) at bcciwrites@gmail.com

Could be anything and many things cricket - an essay on your first bat, a book on the last ball that got you by the balls, a few lines on India’s rise to the No.2 test team, a word or two on MS Dhoni’s captaincy, a Hayden joke, and ode to the 12th man, a song for Shakib, a sketch of Zimbabwean cricket, a portrait of Ranjit Singhjee, a Jardine autograph and other stuff that goes over the head, on the leg side.

You got it, we want it. Coz we’re bored, so fucking bored. Heard that song? It’s the Bored Anthem which is to be sung not standing up, but on your haunches, with the fear of God, like a virgin catcher in the rye at forward short leg.