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Happy Bored Day to a rolling stone

by Gaurav Sethi

Happy B’day Herr Strauss.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Helps if you can laugh off Flintoff and ignore KP, and score big runs. You were unstoppable when you knocked Nas Hussein out, knuckle down boy, it’s gonna be a long, filthy summer. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

5 comments:

Soulberry said...

Terrible!

I can bet your final paisa that's how he's feeling in the slips under that sun, over at Bridgetown.

Gaurav Sethi said...

SB, flintoff spoke to the press about strauss being the butt of all jokes in the dressing room. wonder what it's like in there.

Unknown said...

strauss is looking pretty bored in the windies ..looks like he could do with some rolling

Gaurav Sethi said...

mohit, he's being rolled n then smoked n passed around between freddie n kp n harmison

sraghuna said...

He could do a Phelpsian Bong number ... & the Dylanesque tribute to a rolling stone is priceless!