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Fake IPL Player & the Paedophile Priest.

by Naked Cricket

There's a new blog on the run, it's called Fake IPL Player and its written by IPL Anonymous.

It could be an insider in KKR, or then again, it could be one of us. Who knows who is who, and which is which.

Sampler:

Lord not opening

Just out of the team meeting held in the Coach's suite. Skipper did most of the talking. He is opening with the Calypso King. Lord Almighty is at No. 3. Some bull-shit about using his experience to guide the middle order, similar to what the other 2 of the troika did yesterday. Lord sat there straight faced. Didn't say much. Didn't smile at all. I was standing at one corner straight across the Lord. And given my height and stature I can go quite unnoticed. I was observing the Lord carefully, each twitch of his eyes, every movement of his thumb, his gaze. He is very unhappy and uncomfortable. Being treated like this in front of his bacchas.

The Coach talked about strategies to contain the opposing captain and opening batsman whom I will refer to as the Pedophile Priest. Why? Priest, because the world thinks he is one. Pedophile because I saw him at the party day before yesterday. And I shall not elaborate any further.

Btw have you read Beyond the Blues by Akash Chopra, former Indian test opener, and middle order player with the Knight Riders, hear it's an excellent read.

7 comments:

Ankit said...

this is awesome...

nice fun...
gilly the paedophile!!!

achettup said...
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achettup said...

OMG that is hilarious...

Someone who grew up in Cal... or is that a red Herring?

Ankit said...

opposing captain and opening batsman whom I will refer to as the Pedophile Priest

i think it is gilly

Prabu said...

Debabrata Baidya Das I think...

achettup said...

You're right Ankit it was Gilly, I wrote in haste and hence removed the comment... dang it you caught it before that!

John said...

Why cant it be Aakash?