IPL Memo Re: Kolkata Knight Riders

Dear IPL team owner,

You are aware that the Kolkata Knight Riders are down yet not out. Such are the demands of the IPL itinerary that your teams must continue to play and punish the Knight Riders. This is punishing beyond words on both KKR and the millions of IPL fans the world over.

I request you, dear team owner, to kindly forfeit the points won against the Knight Riders. Let it be a level playing field once more.

Thank you,
Yours truly,
Fake IPL Commissioner