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Iniesta's last gasp goal, the brats, Ballack and Drogba, screaming hoarse at the Norwegian refree after the final whistle, the send-off for a foul that defied Newtonian physics. The UEFA Champions League - For when you are truly bored of the IPL.
Generating real club-based passion (but without a fake blogger) is what the Champions League does so well. The IPL has a long long way to go in order to get there. Has anyone noticed the curious lack of a fake IPL merchandising industry? IPL should be worried but I doubt they think in these less-than-annexe terms. Anyways, if plastic surgery makes a prostitute look better, is she really beautiful? Does it matter if she makes more money? The success or failure of the IPL will provide more data.