Bored Game: Two Fat Ladies!

Welcome Dear Bored Friend to our ingenious new Bored Game – two fat ladies. The Super 8s of the T20 World Cup are upon us, but to tell you the truth, we’re still hung up on the IPL.

And as most national teams have players from the same nation, (barring England...) they never can elicit the same response the melting pot league does. Aren’t you sick of watching a team of eleven Indians, eleven Pakistanis, eleven Australians – compare that to a team of 1 South African, 1 Australian, 1 Kiwi, 1 Sri Lankan, 7 Indians, and some liberal sprinklings of Englishmen on the bench and a coach from Saturn.

You loved it, didn’t you? Why didn’t they play another IPL in England, instead of this sham of a scam of an ICC World Twenty20?

There you have it – you can now play the IPL in the World Cup. As we’re down to 8 teams, India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, England, West Indies, New Zealand, South Africa, Ireland – why not connect each team with one of the IPL teams – now, unlike national sides, we don’t even have to tell you the names here - KKR or Knight Riders or Kolkata Knight Riders, every spot boy in Bollywood will tell you. That’s the deal with teams in the spotlight, boy!

For people from another planet, the IPL teams – 1) Deccan Chargers 2) Bangalore Royal Challengers 3) Delhi Daredevils 4) Chennai Superkings 5) Kings XI Punjab 6) Rajasthan Royals 7) Mumbai Indians 8) Kolkata Knight Riders

Also, while you’re busy matching teams do give us a reason - You can post in comments/Yawns or even mail us bcciwrites@gmail.com

The exceptional comments will attain immortality as posts on Bored! The best post will also be 1) Announced at Bored 2) Linked up 3) Carried forward in a song and 4) cartoon dedication 5) As always a surprise!

Let’s get cracking!