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It's complicated. (a swan song for MSD's team)

by Naked Cricket

We're not like the Jatman
He thinks too little
We thinks too much
Much too much
Our thinking is a crutch

Jatman is simple
But it's complicated
Eleven players
When? Where? What? Who will?
Bat? Bowl? Field? Catch?
Point? Leg-slip? Mid-off? Piss-off?
It's complicated.

I had a vision
I saw it clear, the winning score
Ravindra Jadeja at number four
He was to be my man of the match
Little did I know how he would scratch
It's complicated.

I recall Shane Warne doing the same
I think it is he who is to blame

I had a vision
I saw it clear, three quicks, yeah, that's my bowling order
Little did i know, tall boy would bowl this much fodder
But y'kno he is the face and heart of Indian cricket
Sponsor's pay for him to play
Who am I to have any say
It's complicated

We're not like the Jatman
He thinks too little
We thinks too much
Much too much
Our thinking is a crutch

Jatman is simple
But it's complicated

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

JATMAN KI JAI HO!!!

K said...

Fantastic.... Are you also composing the music for this one???

Naked Cricket said...

Jai ho Anon!

Yes K, in my head.