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Ricky can't stop talking about Splendid Mendis

by Damith S.

Ricky on Mendis

“We’ve all had an opportunity to see plenty of video footage of him, but when you’re in a Twenty20 game and you’ve got to go out there and play a certain way, you’ve got to take, rick the challenge up to the bowlers,” Ponting, who was one of Mendis’ victims, said. “Today he got the better of us. “

Translation - Mendis was too good for me and the rest our shit eaters. We jizzed in our pants.

“He certainly had a big impact on the game. That was probably the difference in the game that their spinner did dictate to us a little bit through the middle of our batting innings.”

Translation- Mendis dominated us. We are shit. So we Jizzed in our pants. I just cant stop saying it but we really did jizz in our pants this time. Hopefully it will wash off easy, cuz I hate it when those flakes get stuck on my hairy arms.

1 comment:

Gaurav Sethi said...

Welcome on Bored Damith, Splendid Mendis and whoever else it is you've brought along.