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Dhoni should allow others to fail too

by Gaurav Sethi

India had lost the second T20 to New Zealand way before the second ball of the 20th over. However, in spite of being pretty much a lost cause, with any approach being of little consequence, except statistically, MS Dhoni on 49, one short of his second T20 international half century, refused to take a single.

A ball before this, Dhoni had hit his second six. In Dhoni’s own universe, he often refuses to take singles, denying the strike to batsmen he no doubt considers of lesser hitting ability than himself – either overall or at that precise moment.

So on the second delivery of the final over, Bhuvneshwar Kumar, not yet off the mark, was at least in Dhoni’s mind, going to be of lesser impact than himself.

Dhoni was dismissed the next delivery on 49. Such is Dhoni’s match awareness, and perhaps overall awareness (of both himself and people’s perceptions of him) that it can be argued, that even in a completely lost cause – 43 needed off 5 balls – he was possibly thinking of one of two things – either give the crowds something to rave about with another six or two, or just in Dhoni auto-pilot mode, doing what came naturally to him, taking the onus upon himself, even in a lost cause.

Perhaps the first time we got a sense of this Dhoni quirk in an international was when he denied Ambati Rayudu the strike repeatedly.

From September 8, 2014 (ESPN Cricinfo)

“He had the experience of finishing off similar chases in the past. It would have been unfair to expect a scratchy Ambati Rayudu to do the big-hitting, in what was his T20I debut.

Declining three singles in seven balls when you have a specialist batsman at the other end was definitely not the right approach. It undermined Rayudu's credentials and cost India the game.”

Chasing England’s 181 that day, India lost by 3 runs. Dhoni finished with a 27 off 18 deliveries, Rayudu 3 off 5 deliveries. Both remained not out. Played as a batsman, Rayudu walked in to bat at seven after bowling all-rounder, Ravindra Jadeja. Dhoni was captain in that match. Rayudu since then played five more T20 internationals for India (his last in June, 2016), with a highest of 20.

In that game from 2014 , as in yesterday’s, Virat Kohli was India’s highest scorer. Ironically, with somewhat similar scores – 66 off 41 deliveries (9 4s, 1 six) that day, 65 off 42 (8 4s, 1 six) yesterday.

Appears both Kohli and Dhoni are stuck in a rut. As too are India’s selectors, team management and cricket watching public. While Kohli’s rut is a batting masterclass, Dhoni’s needs to be examined further.

While Dhoni’s cricketing mind continues to evolve, as is obvious in his leadership role, even under Kohli’s captaincy (as was evident in the recently concluded ODI series vs New Zealand), his batting often meets with the same comment from VVS Laxman amongst others on air – “Dhoni nowadays needs those extra few deliveries to warm up before he can get into his stride”.

In yesterday’s innings, chasing an asking rate way in excess of 10 runs per over, Dhoni at some point was striking at less than a run a ball. That in spite of the one six. But Dhoni is not alone – India’s overall T20 batting is very much stuck in the 50 over format, a format that both Dhoni and India continue to master.

Regardless of the series outcome, India continues to embarrass some very good longer format batsmen by picking them for an entirely different game, which face it, T20 is.

Faced with a suspicion that Hardik Pandya may not be the fifth bowling option further complicates the team’s selection.

Yesterday, Dhoni walked out to bat at six, with no serious batting cover to follow – which is not to belittle Bhuvneshwar Kumar’s recent surge with the bat (26 off 15, 2 4s, 2 6s less than a fortnight back) and more significantly, the 72 runs off 8.5 overs in partnership with Dhoni vs Australia as recently as on 17th September. Bhuvi finished with 32 off 30, Dhoni 79 off 88.

But that’s an altogether different format. To watch Dhoni come down the track, only to play the ball back to the bowler or a fielder within the circle has become a common sight. It works for him and for India in ODIs.

It doesn’t with Dhoni low down at six in T20s. Dhoni may still be the finisher, though not with the same impact, and needs to be re-examined as the nourisher in T20s, and bat no lower than four. Also questions should be asked, is there time and place for a nourisher in T20s? And if so, how many?

It may not be a bad thing for Dhoni to take a relook at himself. And his batting partner from the other end. Let other’s fail at not finishing the game for a change.


It’s not easy being Dhoni. Not even for Dhoni these days.

First published here

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Blimey!!! Blighty!!!!

by Homer

 Plenty of commentary, especially post the collapse at Mirpur, about England's prospects in India.The general consensus is that it will be a wipeout, that India will steam roll England. But even the most optimistic (or pessimistic, depending on what camp you are in) supporters are unwilling to concede a 5-0 series win to India. Granted it is early days, and cricket, by its very nature, is a fickle mistress, but lots of parallels are being drawn to England's last outing in India, where they emerged victorious, 2-1.

While there is a lot to merit for cautious optimism, I respectfully beg to differ.

And this stems not from the fact that 2016 is not 2012, but also the following additional factors:

In 2012,

Alistair Cook was on his third tour of India, having played 4 tests prior, in 2006 and 2008.
Kevin Pieterson was on his third tour of India, having played 5 tests prior, in 2006 and 2008.
James Anderson was on his third tour of India, having played 3 tests prior, in 2006 and 2008.
Ian Bell was on his third tour of India, having played 5 tests prior, in 2006 and 2008.
Monty Panesar was on his third tour, having played 5 tests in 2006 and 2008.

5 players were on their third tour of India, having previously played a sum total of 22 tests between them.

Stuart Broad was on his second tour, having played a test in 2008.
Matt Prior was on his second tour of India, having played 2 tests in 2008.
Graham Swann was on his second tour of India, having played 2 tests in 2008.

3 players were on their second tour of India, having previously played 5 tests between them.

Tim Bresnan played his first 2 tests in the country.
Nick Compton played his first full series in the country.
Jonathan Trott played his first full series in the country.
Samit Patel played his first 3 tests in the country.
Steve Finn played in Kolkata.
Johnny Bairstow played in Mumbai.
Joe Root played in Nagpur.

7 players were on their first trip to India, with no experience of playing in these parts.

In comparison, in 2016

Alistair Cook will be on his fourth trip to India. [8 tests]
James Anderson ( if fit), will be on his fourth tour. [ 7 tests]

2 players on their fourth tour, with 15 tests between them.

Stuart Broad, on his third tour [3 tests]

1 player on his third tour, having played 3 tests previously.

Johnny Bairstow [1 test]
Steve Finn [1 test]
Joe Root [1 test]

3 players on their second tour, having played 3 tests between them.

Ben Duckett [0 tests]
Haseeb Hameed [0 tests]
Adil Rashid [ 0 tests]
Ben Stokes [0 tests]
Jos Buttler [0 tests]
Gareth Batty [0 tests]
Gary Ballance [0 tests]
Moeen Ali [0 tests]
Zafar Ansari [ 0 tests]
Jake Ball [0 tests]
Chris Woakes [0 tests]

11 players with no prior experience of playing in India..

When you look at the numbers, the contrast couldnt be starker.

As Aussies of the 2004-05 vintage can attest, cracking India is hard at the best of times. And by playing India repeatedly, in India ( 1996, 1998,2001,2004), the puzzle was finally solved. And not without a little help from the rain gods and Shashank Manohar's lackey.

England, in 2016, have basically sent a project team on tour.

Alistair Cook has the most experience in these parts, and the next  most experienced player is Stuart Broad ( in Jimmy Anderson's absence).

Their bowlers have a sum total of 4 tests bowling in India. In comparison, England bowlers of the 2012 vintage had 11 tests between them.

And the spinners of the 2012 vintage, had played 7 tests, over 2 tours and a bit. England's current spin quartet has a sum total of 0 tests in India.

And then there is the small matter of a wicket keeper playing his first series in India. I have always maintained that England's fortunes are directly linked to Johnny Bairstow's performance behind the stumps, rather than in front of. And notwithstanding Dobell's extolling of Bairstow's performance in Bangladesh, the fact remains that he dropped catches and allowed byes.

And this against a team that the English barely beat ( by 22 runs) and were pounded by 108 runs in the follow up.

And then there is the small matter of the Pataudi Trophy being played over 5 tests, instead of 4 ( or 2 or 3) as in the previous go-arounds. 5 tests, over 6 weeks, across the breadth of India, taxes even the best. For an England side that is top heavy in experience, and very little after, the task is even more daunting.

And then there is the small matter of the Indian batting, bowling and crowds.

Also, unlike 2012, where the gap was closer to 2.5 months, the Indian team will be going into the test series with less than a month between tests.

Anything less than 5-0 and the Indian team will be selling itself short.

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The Finisher

by achettup

Let me take you back in time, almost 10 years ago...
The Kumar-Mahela show has ended, and Sri Lanka have posted a rather daunting 298
It is all the more daunting when Sachin is dismissed by Chaminda Vaas, the score is 7
In walks a slightly different kind of Indian cricketer, 
Shoulder length hair, but powerfully built, and he likes to run hard
He has a casual air about him, unflappable and assured, almost happy-go-lucky
He's shown glimpses of his talent in international cricket, especially at the finish
A brilliant hundred to propel India to 350 against Pakistan
A quickfire 37* to take India home against New Zealand chasing 279 in Harare
A sparkling  67* when India were reduced to 91/5 after 24 overs chasing 250+ 2 days later
And he likes to finish things off in style...
He's already turning heads, in a team that has Sehwag, Sachin, Ganguly, Dravid and Yuvraj at their peak
And now his skipper has thrust him into the spotlight...
And he does what he does best... delivers with no fuss... 
Its almost anticlimactic, its raining sixes in Jaipur, but you feel like you're always in the eye of a hurricane
177 insane runs later, the match is won, but there's one thing left... finishing with a flourish...
A heave over mid-wicket, the only real way that match could've ended, 23 balls unbowled...
And Indian cricket knew right then, they had found somebody special... really special!



Lets turn back the clock again, this time not so long ago...
Its 2011, and all of India are on edge
its the same opposition but on the grandest stage of them all
Its a tricky target, and Sachin and Sehwag have already departed...
But this time our man is the captain and promotes himself...
You of course, remember the rest... and that finish... you will never forget that finish!

Its happened so many times, that people no longer just took it for granted
They demanded it every single time
And now they demand his head on a platter... 
even though they must know there will never be another like him
and what he has done for Indian cricket can never be understated
But I know our captain... His career will finish, as all must, but he will do it in style

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Chanderpaul Stands Firm

by achettup

April 9th 1994
In his third test, Chanders is in a star-studded West Indian side
They've crushed England and taken the five match series 3-0 already
But in the 4th test England fight back, and the West Indies begin to collapse
Chanders enters at number 6, with the score on 126
Gus Fraser rips through taking 3 wickets at that score
The English snarl, "Get out little man"
But Chanderpaul stands firm
He battles and battles, and ends up with 77 and takes the Windies to a respectable 304
The Windies lose the match, but it would not be the last time Shiv glued an innings together

May12th 2003
The Windies and Australia have an identical 240 on the board after an innings each
Australia then roar to 417 after centuries by both openers
The Windies are 4/165 when Chanders comes in as Lara is dismissed
With Sarwan, with whom he would share many brilliant partnerships, he stitches together a century
Its too much for the snarling Australians as McGrath gets into a famous heated spat with Sarwan,
At the end of the day, Sarwan is dismissed for a century,
but Chanders stands firm and is unbeaten on his 100
The Windies complete a memorable win the next day, the highest chase in Test History

June 10th-11th 2007
Chasing an improbable 455 to win against England at Manchester
The Windies are reduced to 3-88 in the 32nd over of the second innings
Chanders walks in, as the English sledge "Just leave little man"
But Chanderpaul stands firm and he bats and bats and bats,
100 overs later, the Collymore is dismissed and England win by 60 runs
Chanders is unbeaten on 127*, Runako Morton's 54 is the next highest score
The West Indies failed in the first innings too, Chanders was the only batsman to cross 50

April 10th 2008
Sri Lanka collapse and recover in an ODI to post a respectable 235
Chanderpaul walks in with the Windies placed comfortably at 3/109 off 28 overs
And watches them collapse, he is still there when No.11 Fidel Edwards walks out
The score is 219 and the Windies need 17 off 7 balls, he slams the last ball of the over for 4
The wily Vaas concedes 3 runs off the first 4 balls as the Windies need 10 off 2 balls
"Give it up little man" but Chanderpaul stands firm
He smashes a 4 past mid-off and and then hits a full toss into the stands at mid-wicket

14th November 2008
Chasing 232 against Pakistan, Chanders comes in 2/14, after both openers are dismissed for ducks
Along with, who else but again that man, Sarwan he steadies the ship,
But Sarwan falls for 45 and the West Indies are failing again
For 44 overs Chanerpaul stands firm, defying the Pakistani bowlers
Wickets fall around him, as they have so many times in the past
As they will continue to fall around him in the future
When Gul bowls Lionel Baker, the Pakistanis triumph by 24 runs
That the Windies had hopes until that moment can only be because of Chander's defiance
He's not out on 107, more than half the team's total score

May 2015
In the dying light of a spectacular career, Chanders watches the West Indies in turmoil
But it isn't just their batsmen this time, its their administration
As it has been for over a decade
The legends ask him to retire, "Its time to leave little man"
But Chanderpaul stands firm, defiant to the very end
He will not retire and leave the team in the hands of those who will fail again
They drop him, but Chanderpaul still stands firm
After all those years, maybe it is the only thing he knows

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The Final Cut - 3 : Thank You Sachin

by Bhaskar Khaund

Final part of a series exploring an alternative version of  Sachin Tendulkar's final Test
(Part 2. http://www.boredcricketcrazyindians.com/2013/11/the-final-cut-2-yes-prime-minister.html)



This series is now retired. It only remains to say : Thank You Sachin.

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The Final Cut - 2 : Yes Prime Minister

by Bhaskar Khaund

Second in a series of three exploring an alternative version of  Sachin Tendulkar's final Test
(Part 1 here http://www.boredcricketcrazyindians.com/2013/11/the-final-cut-1-twist-in-tail.html)


(To be continued)

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The Final Cut - 1 : A Twist In The Tail

by Bhaskar Khaund

First in a series of three exploring an alternative version of  Sachin Tendulkar's 200th and final test


To be continued

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'Spot' the difference

by Bhaskar Khaund

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Play It Again Sam : 1 - Out Off The Box

by Bhaskar Khaund

Introducing a new series on Player-Commentators

Play 1
Rahul Dravid, Sourav Ganguly and Laxman Sivaramakrishnan in the commentary box.
Sachin's wicket falls.
RD : " The off side is completely empty now"
LS : " Maahvelous observation, old chap. (sudden pause) Er,  how do you mean?"
RD : " Well , God is back in the pavilion and Sourav's sitting right next to us"


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Waiting For Godot (And His Retirement?): A play

by Bhaskar Khaund

ACT ONE

It's the year 2022. The Indian football team are closer to the FIFA WC than ever before , having risen from rank 146 to 142. Cricket is now a truly international sport with as many as 15 countries showing any interest in it and a staggering 13 countries with Test status. At ranks 13 and 12 , Zimbabwe and Bangladesh are showing great promise and causing significant upsets such as the time they lost to New Zealand. India at rank four - which means ahead of as many as nine teams ! - are a mega superpower and are  led by ViCo. As a mega superpower they have constantly innovated and evolved. For example , ViRue and GotIt now open the batting in each match across every format of the game : Test,ODI,T20,T10 and F5. (As opposed to the past when the occasional injury might have meant a third person filling in). 

But  hidden in the shadows cast by the brilliance of this team is trouble lurking in the form of a rift between ViRue and Vico. We come in during a particularly heated confrontation :

ViRue : " What is this rotation policy ? You're not a top"
ViCo : " No, but  i am there,remember ?  At the top....? "
ViRue : " The top belongs to GotIt and me. You've only got middle."
ViCo : " Top to you ?! Even if you made room , you'd only slash wildly"
ViRue : " Whatever,but this rotation policy makes no sense"
ViCo : " Look, you oldies are slow on the field"
ViRue : " You're slow with the over rate !"
ViCo : " And your overseas average is now under 10 !"
ViRue : " I'll make an ODI 200 against Mngwambamamba. Home series"
ViCo : " Mouthing tall claims ! At least you can't put a foot in it. No footwork"
ViRue : " BiggBosST ! He's being rude to me again ! "

BiggBosST is the greatest batsman ever of the modern era. Has been for a while. He has 199 international centuries to his name. And has had for a while. The 200th one has eluded him for over a year now though.

BosST (irritated) : " Can you guys leave me alone please ? I am doing my visualization exercises"
ViCo (deferentially) : " But of course , BosST bhai  ! The 200th , huh...wow. Er , BosST bhai , you know i was thinking , ..er , i mean, any retirement plans after getting that one...? i mean ,of course...." 

THE AUDIENCE MOB THE STAGE AND LYNCH ViCo

END OF PLAY 


EPILOGUE 
ViRue (pleased aside) : " So , captaincy at  last ...!"
Distracted by sudden announcement on TV 
"Ravingmad Jadeja was appointed captain of the Indian  team today...." 

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Dear Aamir Khan, somewhere between Bose DK and DK Bose came BossDK!

by bored cricket crazy indians

According to 4th July’s Mail Today –

"In the contention of Thukral and Tagra, which is how the artist duo is known in the art world, that they had not only held exhibitions titled ‘BoseDK’, but even registered the name as a trademark under their name in 2005."

We would like to clarify, that we were not aware of this, when we first used BossDK as a character on Bored Cricket Crazy Indians – BossDK was unleashed by Bored Member Namya on his blog, Not Cricket here on 21st December, 2009

It was after Namya’s consent that Bored Member Bhaskar Khaund unleashed the by now legendary series –

The Continuing Saga of BossDK & Big BosST from December 23, 2009 to January 5, 2010 on Bored Cricket Crazy Indians.

As you’re into cricket, you’ll know what the fuss is about.

While Thukral and Tagra flew down to spend an entire day with Aamir Khan, it’s no small coincidence that Bored Member Namya flew down to Delhi, to spend an entire evening with Bored Member Naked Cricket (Producer of Bored Cricket Crazy Indians)

According to Mail Today:

"Revelling in the media attention Khan said: “Often people fight on such issues but only lawyers have a great time…I am here to acknowledge ‘BoseDK’ is their creation and we are not making any claims to it being ours. They are the originals, I’m the fake, even if they are ‘BoseDK and I’m DKBose.”

And we are BossDK.

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My preparation for England.

by Bored Guest

I will be frank with you, I am yet to lift a bat after my surgery. Only in the last few days my coach and doctor agreed that I can now look at a bat again, but not from very close, maybe from say, 15-20 feet. They call it ‘cricket-love-therapy’ and believe if I lust for a bat, my heart will engineer a revolt whereby it will make me physically strong. Anyway, it is no secret I play with my heart and not my head – as I have often said, who needs a head, when you can play with your heart? See, I have already said it twice here, that qualifies for often, no?

I have spent a lot of time with the kids in the last two months – they are not kids anymore or maybe as my friends say, I am quite childish so they appear to be grown up.

In articles like this it is the done-thing to thank your coach – but I will be frank with you, he has been no assistance in these months. I have been loading a lot of Bhajans on my i-pod, that is the only exercise I have got, that and putting food into my mouth – my appetite has grown eating home food again, so my ‘hand-to-mouth’ existence exercise has been intense.

Unlike before when I was not in the reckoning, this time everybody called to check on me – I taped a message for these well-wishers “Hi, I am unable to take your call, but if you want to listen to Sachin cheering at Wimbledon, please call him on..” Of course I did not give Sachin’s full number, just the UK code!

Sachin has been an inspiration these last few months, I have learnt to relax from him. I even wore a suit and tie and watched Wimbledon. It was the first time I have tried something like this. It helped that I was at home, and could quickly shift to my t-shirt and boxers. And no, like Sachin, I did not wear any shades at home, what do you think I am, crazy?

Now I am going to take a walk in the Hauz Khas park, I like to tease the kids there.

Your man,

Jatman

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MasterDebate #1 UDRS with @Acricketingview

by bored cricket crazy indians


Get out. Not out. OUT! NOT OUT! Fuck off. CHEAT. LIAR. That umpire should never umpire again. Let's put some body parts to this UDRS - join us for The MaterDebate on U-D-R-S - what does it stand for - does it indeed stand? Sit down, listen up - Bored Member Achettup hosts Kartikeya Date, who blogs at A cricketing view and tweets @cricketingview

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Chess on Grass II

by Gaurav Sethi

“I’m gonna wait on
With all my boundary riders
I’m gonna wait on
With all my sweepers
I’m gonna wait on
With that long on in place

But I’m gonna keep
A wide first slip
And I’m gonna keep
A wide gully
And I’m gonna keep
A wide approach
Till your mind
Narrows up
And can only see
What I want it to see”



“I’m gonna wait on
With all my boundless patience
I’m gonna wait on
With all my cut shots
I’m gonna wait on
With all my big hoiks

But I’m gonna keep
A wide eye
And I’m gonna keep
A wide stance
And I’m gonna keep
A wide approach
Till your mind
Narrows up
And can only see
What I want it to see.”

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All Things Wise And Wonderful (and other animal stories)

by Bhaskar Khaund

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So Bhajji now thinks Symonds is a great guy ( here)

Let's only hope there are no further Lost-In-Translation-And-Misconstrued controversies , especially of the animal-pertaining variety. Like, "guy" English versus "gai" Hindi ? 

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Osama & Akmal

by Gaurav Sethi

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New T20 captain Stuart Broad celebrates

by Gaurav Sethi


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Expanding the cricket economy

by Bhaskar Khaund


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Trauma Centre Joke

by Bored Guest

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Shared on sms, thanks Anon

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Who did the 2011 World Cup Format Protect?

by raj

Ever since the ICC announced the format for the 2011 Cricket World Cup, I found that a majority of English and Aussie bloggers and newspaper writers and former players have pounced upon BCCI's evil influence to create a format designed to ensure "India is not knocked out in the first round". They are, ofcourse, referring to the 2007 World Cup where India, indeed get knocked out.
Yet, does it protect only India? Does it not equally protect every other major nation? I have been pointing out in vain that the format is designd to protect all major nations,and it is a cynical, belly-burning exercise to keep pointing at India. And how I have been vindicated.
Let's assume we had the 2007 format. Further assume one of the 4 member groups had India, England, Netherlands and Bangladesh, here's how the points table will lool like:

India - 5 Points
Bangladesh - 4
England - 3
Netherlands - 0

In other words, England would already have been knocked out instead of sneaking through to Quarter Finals, as they are bound to now, and then ride their luck to a Cup win or atleast a Semi Final place!

In 2007, it was a freak occurence in the toughest groups - Ireland and Bangladesh being the best minnows, they were best placed to upset and they did. What if Bangladesh had been in South Africa's group in 2007? Bangla did beat SA in 2007, right? What if it had been in the group stage instead of Super-8? Would the same India haters be crying about the format being changed to protect South Africa? Ofcourse, not! That format gave too much leverage to one upset win and deserved to be changed - and this is why:

This is a good England team that can go on to win the World Cup. It would have been a travesty if they had been penalised for their freak loss to Ireland. If it had been the 2007 format, England would have been knocked out already.

I dont find Indian bloggers gleefully knocking England for this yet a whole lot of Foreign media writers and former playerr and bloggers still keep parroting the "format designed to protect India" line. Goes to show who real cricket fans are and who are blinded by hate.

So, who did the 2011 World Cup format protect? India? Answer that, my dear India-hating bloggers and newspaper writers and former players!

EDIT: There's a delicious irony as a corollary to this which I just realised - imagine this, WI beat India and England beat West Indies and Bangla beat Saffers, then India might be out of the Cup depending on runrate - and they would be already through if we had the 2007 format! Talk about the best laid plans of men and mICCe :lol:

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