Dhoni should allow others to fail too
Blimey!!! Blighty!!!!
While there is a lot to merit for cautious optimism, I respectfully beg to differ.
And this stems not from the fact that 2016 is not 2012, but also the following additional factors:
In 2012,
Alistair Cook was on his third tour of India, having played 4 tests prior, in 2006 and 2008.
Kevin Pieterson was on his third tour of India, having played 5 tests prior, in 2006 and 2008.
James Anderson was on his third tour of India, having played 3 tests prior, in 2006 and 2008.
Ian Bell was on his third tour of India, having played 5 tests prior, in 2006 and 2008.
Monty Panesar was on his third tour, having played 5 tests in 2006 and 2008.
5 players were on their third tour of India, having previously played a sum total of 22 tests between them.
Stuart Broad was on his second tour, having played a test in 2008.
Matt Prior was on his second tour of India, having played 2 tests in 2008.
Graham Swann was on his second tour of India, having played 2 tests in 2008.
3 players were on their second tour of India, having previously played 5 tests between them.
Tim Bresnan played his first 2 tests in the country.
Nick Compton played his first full series in the country.
Jonathan Trott played his first full series in the country.
Samit Patel played his first 3 tests in the country.
Steve Finn played in Kolkata.
Johnny Bairstow played in Mumbai.
Joe Root played in Nagpur.
7 players were on their first trip to India, with no experience of playing in these parts.
In comparison, in 2016
Alistair Cook will be on his fourth trip to India. [8 tests]
James Anderson ( if fit), will be on his fourth tour. [ 7 tests]
2 players on their fourth tour, with 15 tests between them.
Stuart Broad, on his third tour [3 tests]
1 player on his third tour, having played 3 tests previously.
Johnny Bairstow [1 test]
Steve Finn [1 test]
Joe Root [1 test]
3 players on their second tour, having played 3 tests between them.
Ben Duckett [0 tests]
Haseeb Hameed [0 tests]
Adil Rashid [ 0 tests]
Ben Stokes [0 tests]
Jos Buttler [0 tests]
Gareth Batty [0 tests]
Gary Ballance [0 tests]
Moeen Ali [0 tests]
Zafar Ansari [ 0 tests]
Jake Ball [0 tests]
Chris Woakes [0 tests]
11 players with no prior experience of playing in India..
When you look at the numbers, the contrast couldnt be starker.
As Aussies of the 2004-05 vintage can attest, cracking India is hard at the best of times. And by playing India repeatedly, in India ( 1996, 1998,2001,2004), the puzzle was finally solved. And not without a little help from the rain gods and Shashank Manohar's lackey.
England, in 2016, have basically sent a project team on tour.
Alistair Cook has the most experience in these parts, and the next most experienced player is Stuart Broad ( in Jimmy Anderson's absence).
Their bowlers have a sum total of 4 tests bowling in India. In comparison, England bowlers of the 2012 vintage had 11 tests between them.
And the spinners of the 2012 vintage, had played 7 tests, over 2 tours and a bit. England's current spin quartet has a sum total of 0 tests in India.
And then there is the small matter of a wicket keeper playing his first series in India. I have always maintained that England's fortunes are directly linked to Johnny Bairstow's performance behind the stumps, rather than in front of. And notwithstanding Dobell's extolling of Bairstow's performance in Bangladesh, the fact remains that he dropped catches and allowed byes.
And this against a team that the English barely beat ( by 22 runs) and were pounded by 108 runs in the follow up.
And then there is the small matter of the Pataudi Trophy being played over 5 tests, instead of 4 ( or 2 or 3) as in the previous go-arounds. 5 tests, over 6 weeks, across the breadth of India, taxes even the best. For an England side that is top heavy in experience, and very little after, the task is even more daunting.
And then there is the small matter of the Indian batting, bowling and crowds.
Also, unlike 2012, where the gap was closer to 2.5 months, the Indian team will be going into the test series with less than a month between tests.
Anything less than 5-0 and the Indian team will be selling itself short.
The Finisher
Chanderpaul Stands Firm
In his third test, Chanders is in a star-studded West Indian side
They've crushed England and taken the five match series 3-0 already
But in the 4th test England fight back, and the West Indies begin to collapse
Chanders enters at number 6, with the score on 126
Gus Fraser rips through taking 3 wickets at that score
The English snarl, "Get out little man"
But Chanderpaul stands firm
He battles and battles, and ends up with 77 and takes the Windies to a respectable 304
The Windies lose the match, but it would not be the last time Shiv glued an innings together
May12th 2003
The Windies and Australia have an identical 240 on the board after an innings each
Australia then roar to 417 after centuries by both openers
The Windies are 4/165 when Chanders comes in as Lara is dismissed
With Sarwan, with whom he would share many brilliant partnerships, he stitches together a century
Its too much for the snarling Australians as McGrath gets into a famous heated spat with Sarwan,
At the end of the day, Sarwan is dismissed for a century,
but Chanders stands firm and is unbeaten on his 100
The Windies complete a memorable win the next day, the highest chase in Test History
June 10th-11th 2007
Chasing an improbable 455 to win against England at Manchester
The Windies are reduced to 3-88 in the 32nd over of the second innings
Chanders walks in, as the English sledge "Just leave little man"
But Chanderpaul stands firm and he bats and bats and bats,
100 overs later, the Collymore is dismissed and England win by 60 runs
Chanders is unbeaten on 127*, Runako Morton's 54 is the next highest score
The West Indies failed in the first innings too, Chanders was the only batsman to cross 50
April 10th 2008
Sri Lanka collapse and recover in an ODI to post a respectable 235
Chanderpaul walks in with the Windies placed comfortably at 3/109 off 28 overs
And watches them collapse, he is still there when No.11 Fidel Edwards walks out
The score is 219 and the Windies need 17 off 7 balls, he slams the last ball of the over for 4
The wily Vaas concedes 3 runs off the first 4 balls as the Windies need 10 off 2 balls
"Give it up little man" but Chanderpaul stands firm
He smashes a 4 past mid-off and and then hits a full toss into the stands at mid-wicket
14th November 2008
Chasing 232 against Pakistan, Chanders comes in 2/14, after both openers are dismissed for ducks
Along with, who else but again that man, Sarwan he steadies the ship,
But Sarwan falls for 45 and the West Indies are failing again
For 44 overs Chanerpaul stands firm, defying the Pakistani bowlers
Wickets fall around him, as they have so many times in the past
As they will continue to fall around him in the future
When Gul bowls Lionel Baker, the Pakistanis triumph by 24 runs
That the Windies had hopes until that moment can only be because of Chander's defiance
He's not out on 107, more than half the team's total score
May 2015
In the dying light of a spectacular career, Chanders watches the West Indies in turmoil
But it isn't just their batsmen this time, its their administration
As it has been for over a decade
The legends ask him to retire, "Its time to leave little man"
But Chanderpaul stands firm, defiant to the very end
He will not retire and leave the team in the hands of those who will fail again
They drop him, but Chanderpaul still stands firm
After all those years, maybe it is the only thing he knows
The Final Cut - 3 : Thank You Sachin
Final part of a series exploring an alternative version of Sachin Tendulkar's final Test
(Part 2. http://www.boredcricketcrazyindians.com/2013/11/the-final-cut-2-yes-prime-minister.html)
This series is now retired. It only remains to say : Thank You Sachin.
The Final Cut - 2 : Yes Prime Minister
Second in a series of three exploring an alternative version of Sachin Tendulkar's final Test
(Part 1 here http://www.boredcricketcrazyindians.com/2013/11/the-final-cut-1-twist-in-tail.html)
(To be continued)
The Final Cut - 1 : A Twist In The Tail
First in a series of three exploring an alternative version of Sachin Tendulkar's 200th and final test
To be continued
'Spot' the difference
Play It Again Sam : 1 - Out Off The Box
Introducing a new series on Player-Commentators
Play 1
Rahul Dravid, Sourav Ganguly and Laxman Sivaramakrishnan in the commentary box.
Sachin's wicket falls.
RD : " The off side is completely empty now"
LS : " Maahvelous observation, old chap. (sudden pause) Er, how do you mean?"
RD : " Well , God is back in the pavilion and Sourav's sitting right next to us"
Waiting For Godot (And His Retirement?): A play
ACT ONE
Dear Aamir Khan, somewhere between Bose DK and DK Bose came BossDK!
"In the contention of Thukral and Tagra, which is how the artist duo is known in the art world, that they had not only held exhibitions titled ‘BoseDK’, but even registered the name as a trademark under their name in 2005."
We would like to clarify, that we were not aware of this, when we first used BossDK as a character on Bored Cricket Crazy Indians – BossDK was unleashed by Bored Member Namya on his blog, Not Cricket here on 21st December, 2009
It was after Namya’s consent that Bored Member Bhaskar Khaund unleashed the by now legendary series –
The Continuing Saga of BossDK & Big BosST from December 23, 2009 to January 5, 2010 on Bored Cricket Crazy Indians.
As you’re into cricket, you’ll know what the fuss is about.
While Thukral and Tagra flew down to spend an entire day with Aamir Khan, it’s no small coincidence that Bored Member Namya flew down to Delhi, to spend an entire evening with Bored Member Naked Cricket (Producer of Bored Cricket Crazy Indians)
According to Mail Today:
"Revelling in the media attention Khan said: “Often people fight on such issues but only lawyers have a great time…I am here to acknowledge ‘BoseDK’ is their creation and we are not making any claims to it being ours. They are the originals, I’m the fake, even if they are ‘BoseDK and I’m DKBose.”
And we are BossDK.
My preparation for England.
I will be frank with you, I am yet to lift a bat after my surgery. Only in the last few days my coach and doctor agreed that I can now look at a bat again, but not from very close, maybe from say, 15-20 feet. They call it ‘cricket-love-therapy’ and believe if I lust for a bat, my heart will engineer a revolt whereby it will make me physically strong. Anyway, it is no secret I play with my heart and not my head – as I have often said, who needs a head, when you can play with your heart? See, I have already said it twice here, that qualifies for often, no?
I have spent a lot of time with the kids in the last two months – they are not kids anymore or maybe as my friends say, I am quite childish so they appear to be grown up.
In articles like this it is the done-thing to thank your coach – but I will be frank with you, he has been no assistance in these months. I have been loading a lot of Bhajans on my i-pod, that is the only exercise I have got, that and putting food into my mouth – my appetite has grown eating home food again, so my ‘hand-to-mouth’ existence exercise has been intense.
Unlike before when I was not in the reckoning, this time everybody called to check on me – I taped a message for these well-wishers “Hi, I am unable to take your call, but if you want to listen to Sachin cheering at Wimbledon, please call him on..” Of course I did not give Sachin’s full number, just the UK code!
Sachin has been an inspiration these last few months, I have learnt to relax from him. I even wore a suit and tie and watched Wimbledon. It was the first time I have tried something like this. It helped that I was at home, and could quickly shift to my t-shirt and boxers. And no, like Sachin, I did not wear any shades at home, what do you think I am, crazy?
Now I am going to take a walk in the Hauz Khas park, I like to tease the kids there.
Your man,
Jatman
MasterDebate #1 UDRS with @Acricketingview
Get out. Not out. OUT! NOT OUT! Fuck off. CHEAT. LIAR. That umpire should never umpire again. Let's put some body parts to this UDRS - join us for The MaterDebate on U-D-R-S - what does it stand for - does it indeed stand? Sit down, listen up - Bored Member Achettup hosts Kartikeya Date, who blogs at A cricketing view and tweets @cricketingview
Chess on Grass II
With all my boundary riders
I’m gonna wait on
With all my sweepers
I’m gonna wait on
With that long on in place
But I’m gonna keep
A wide first slip
And I’m gonna keep
A wide gully
And I’m gonna keep
A wide approach
Till your mind
Narrows up
And can only see
What I want it to see”
“I’m gonna wait on
With all my boundless patience
I’m gonna wait on
With all my cut shots
I’m gonna wait on
With all my big hoiks
But I’m gonna keep
A wide eye
And I’m gonna keep
A wide stance
And I’m gonna keep
A wide approach
Till your mind
Narrows up
And can only see
What I want it to see.”
All Things Wise And Wonderful (and other animal stories)
So Bhajji now thinks Symonds is a great guy ( here)
Let's only hope there are no further Lost-In-Translation-And-Misconstrued controversies , especially of the animal-pertaining variety. Like, "guy" English versus "gai" Hindi ?
Osama & Akmal
New T20 captain Stuart Broad celebrates
Trauma Centre Joke
Who did the 2011 World Cup Format Protect?
Ever since the ICC announced the format for the 2011 Cricket World Cup, I found that a majority of English and Aussie bloggers and newspaper writers and former players have pounced upon BCCI's evil influence to create a format designed to ensure "India is not knocked out in the first round". They are, ofcourse, referring to the 2007 World Cup where India, indeed get knocked out.
Yet, does it protect only India? Does it not equally protect every other major nation? I have been pointing out in vain that the format is designd to protect all major nations,and it is a cynical, belly-burning exercise to keep pointing at India. And how I have been vindicated.
Let's assume we had the 2007 format. Further assume one of the 4 member groups had India, England, Netherlands and Bangladesh, here's how the points table will lool like:
India - 5 Points
Bangladesh - 4
England - 3
Netherlands - 0
In other words, England would already have been knocked out instead of sneaking through to Quarter Finals, as they are bound to now, and then ride their luck to a Cup win or atleast a Semi Final place!
In 2007, it was a freak occurence in the toughest groups - Ireland and Bangladesh being the best minnows, they were best placed to upset and they did. What if Bangladesh had been in South Africa's group in 2007? Bangla did beat SA in 2007, right? What if it had been in the group stage instead of Super-8? Would the same India haters be crying about the format being changed to protect South Africa? Ofcourse, not! That format gave too much leverage to one upset win and deserved to be changed - and this is why:
This is a good England team that can go on to win the World Cup. It would have been a travesty if they had been penalised for their freak loss to Ireland. If it had been the 2007 format, England would have been knocked out already.
I dont find Indian bloggers gleefully knocking England for this yet a whole lot of Foreign media writers and former playerr and bloggers still keep parroting the "format designed to protect India" line. Goes to show who real cricket fans are and who are blinded by hate.
So, who did the 2011 World Cup format protect? India? Answer that, my dear India-hating bloggers and newspaper writers and former players!
EDIT: There's a delicious irony as a corollary to this which I just realised - imagine this, WI beat India and England beat West Indies and Bangla beat Saffers, then India might be out of the Cup depending on runrate - and they would be already through if we had the 2007 format! Talk about the best laid plans of men and mICCe :lol:
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