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Talk About Convenience

by Q

Why does Damith only wake up when Sri Lanka is on top or doing well in a game?


Where does he disappear to when Sri Lanka are looking down the barrel?

Does Damith have a black hole, in which he resides during the bad times?

Or does he have a secret hide out like the Kalu's Getaway?

More importantly, how does Damith hear about Sri Lanka's comebacks in his recluse?

Does he have pigeons that fly in with notes?

Does he have a cellular device that works insude black holes where he communicates with only those who will give him only good news?

I also wonder whether he has a black eye-band and white cotton wool, which he uses for his eyes and ears to ignore all the times that Sri Lanka are down.

So Damith, what is it buddy?

9 comments:

Damith S. said...

as ganldalf the grey once said, a sri lankan is never late, or early, rather he arrives precisely when he means to.

John said...

Oooh, personal now.

Damith S. said...

john > i know, pretty weak effort from q there. i guess he would rather avoid the issue at hand.

Q said...

Issue at hand? and what is that?

Not personal at all John, just a simple query considering Damith hasn't responded to all my calls over the last 24 hours :-)

Q said...

"rather he arrives precisely when he means to."

That's no sport...

Naked Cricket said...

Agree with Q here, he's been calling out - as Prafs says in his post, coming soon.

John said...

Here he comes, he's all dressed in black
PR shoes and a big straw hat
He's never early, he's always late
First thing you learn is you always gotta wait
I'm waiting for Damith.

- Q Reed and the Velvet Underground

Damith S. said...

Q> Sorry about that. I was a bit busy looking up hitmen on the yellow pages to take out someone in SL.

He may or may not have been a Pakistani, on debut.

K said...

Damith please don't stop responding when Sri Lanka loses to India in the Test series this November.