Dopes at WADA, dopes at BCCI

There are dopes at WADA
There are dopes at BCCI
Some of them players
can be dopes too

There are dopes at WADA
Dopes at BCCI
Even some dopes at BCC!
Sometimes I feel like
a dope too!

But you can't feel like
a dope all the time

Testing 1 Testing 2
Look who we have here
It's Asif! It's Asif!
"I'm clean, I'm clean"

Dopes at WADA
Jokes on WADA
Dopes at BCCI

Hello BCCI?
Wrong number!
Hello, WADA?
All lines in this route
are bijjy

There are dopes at WADA
There are dopes at BCCI
Even some dopes at BCC!
Sometimes I feel like
a dope too

Testing 3 Testing 4
Hello Asif, how are we today Asif?
"To tell you the truth,
I'm feeling doped"

Dopes at WADA
Jokes on WADA
Some of them players
can be dopes too

Jim Morrison will be representing Asif...

Rameez Raja: Stoned immaculate, I say