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First Champions League semi finals shifted from the Kotla.

by Gaurav Sethi

It’s not as if Arun Jaitley and his DDCA mates are falling over each other to give me a corporate box pass. But if they did, I’d refuse. Yes, there will be free food and drink, a bird’s eye view, but since when did birds watch cricket? In Adelaide yes, but Delhi?

More than that, it’s odd watching only firangs play at the Kotla. Frankly with the expected turnout they should shove the firangs into the smaller Ambedkar stadium behind. It will look packed up with a few hundred, and the boundaries won’t hassle.

Then again, if the match heats up, and freeloaders threaten to storm the Bastille, the Ambedkar can hold up to 20,000. We all know at least 15,000 free passes are doled out for Delhi games. What, only 15k?? What is Delhi coming too?

If only Jatman knew, he could threaten the DDCA with another move - to Jharkand this time. Jatman from Jharkand, some things are meant to be. Soon to be united with his old Daredevils’ teammate, Tejaswi Yadav, son of Lalu Prasad Yadav.

Now use your imagination: picture Lalu & Jatman in a talk show. Priceless. For everything else there is the Kotla.

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