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Now listen hard you Bangalore Royal Challengers

by Naked Cricket

Too bad you lost to the Bushrangers tonight. That’s another IPL team down the drain. Some will argue, that’s where you come from – and money down the drain and brain drain, but those thoughts are downright draining.

Now let’s cut to the chase. You messed up today. And you need to mess up again. On Saturday, 17th October. At least one team will be happy. And it cannot be you.

You guys, even if you win, what do you get – knock another IPL team out of the tournament. What will Lalit Modi say? Hell, what will I say? What will McGrath say, he’s playing after eons, man.

Of course, if you read this, and decide to throw away Saturday’s game, it will amount to fixing. Either way, the Daredevils will fix you. Happy Diwali.

6 comments:

The Chocolatecream Soldier said...

They're not out of it yet, and the Daredevils may not be out if they lose to Bangalore either. But for that to happen the Bushrangers need to beat the Cape Cobras. If they don't, Bangalore are definitely out and the Daredevils will have to win both their games.

Naked Cricket said...

Mahek, technically BRC may not be out but that crappy run-rate is hard to beat

Naked Cricket said...

Mahek, could you pls mail me.

The Chocolatecream Soldier said...

Well the Cobras' run-rate would take a huge hit if they lose both their games and the Daredevils' NRR is about the same as that of Bangalore. Besides, the shorter the game the bigger the swing in NRR. That said, I don't want them in the semis. Never did. I hope the Daredevils win both their games and the Cobras lose both of theirs. There's still a possibility that three teams end up winning two games. If that happens, I hope it's the Bushrangers who go out.

The Chocolatecream Soldier said...

I don't have your email address.

Naked Cricket said...

bcciwrites@gmail.com