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7 Tendulkar Q&A

by Som

Q1. The West Bengal government recently paid price for not heeding to which Tendulkar warning? Ans. Aila;

Q2. If Sachin Tendulkar is Little Master, what is Vinod Kambli? Ans. Belittle Master.

Q3. How would you know if your brother is the next Tendulkar? Ans. He would fall off a tree while trying to watch a movie and chances are high that the movie would be Dev Anand-starrer 'Guide'.

Q4. If Tendulkar is a quintessential Marathi Manoos then what Raj Thackeray is? Ans. Marathi Manhoos.

Q5. One ailment that didn't exist – at least we didn’t know – in pre-Tendulkar era. Ans. Tennis Elbow.

Q6. Why did Tendulkar do that 'Jo ande roz khaate hain/woh hatte khatte hote hain' commercial? Ans. He wanted to egg youngsters.

Q7. Why was Ajit Agarkar was also part of the commercial? Ans. After all the eggs belonged to the Bombay duck.

19 comments:

straight point said...

why did bcci not organised this test match on 15th november... the perfect date to celebrate 20 years of sachin...?

they wanted media to have field day instead... :)

Nathan said...

And then Tendulkar gets out to the third ball faced ... ... ... its a funny game, innit?

raj said...

Answer to Q7 is a killer, Som :-)

Sujan Rao (sanath189) said...

I agree with Raj, Q7 answer is amazing !!

The Bombay Duck !! lmao :)

Som said...

SP, I demand an inquiry into that.

Som said...

SP, I demand an inquiry into that.

Som said...

Nathan, ST had his share of publicity and it's RD's turn. Poetic justice you may say.

Som said...

Raj, glad you liked it. hope Agarkar too likes it when he sees it:)

Som said...

Sujan, glad you liked it.Quak quak:)

Naked Cricket said...

There's some solid faking in that egg ad - what with the egg eating kids' killer handshake, a one tight slap moment

Tellme there was Agarkar, Sachin in that ad, but who else...Kambli, Bahutule, Kulkarni?

Sujan Rao (sanath189) said...

Na NC, we had Sachin Tendulkar, Wasim Jaffer, Zaheer Khan, Ajit Agarkar and Romesh Powar

here's the link to the ad :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs5hc4x-gXo

Naked Cricket said...

No thanks for the link, can do without that Sujan.

Sujan Rao (sanath189) said...

ha ha... What an ad sirji..

Naked Cricket said...

I refuse to watch it.

Sujan Rao (sanath189) said...

I painfully watched it.Ande ka Funda! Was full of s*@#t. But then everything gets neutralized when Aila throws a super smile at the end :)

Nathan said...

Som,

I was following along on Cric-Info; tremendous stuff, absolutely tremendous

Leela said...

Som,

Enjoyed Q4 and its answer.
Umm.. Jai Maharashtra

Som said...

Nathan, glad that you liked it buddy:)

Som said...

Leela, could not resists the temptation of showing my reverence for Herr Thackeray. We the cricket bloggers shud do whatever we can in our little way to right the wrong:)