Announcement - Calling Motera's Curator to Mumbai!

Yes, there is a match to be played in Mumbai! No, he is not going to be asked to prepare wicket for another boring match!

He is being called to Mumbai, to prepare Mumbai's roads! It is being believed, that "If he could create a pitch with soil, that did not produce a single crack, or unevenness over a period of five days, imagine, the kind of magic he could do with concrete."

I have to say, I can not disagree on this one! God knows, Mumbai needs roads that will not crack up every other day, or provide uneven bounces at every 100m.

Raj Thackerey has promised to create another havoc. Ironically, it is something about sons-of-'soil'!

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7 Tendulkar Q&A

Q1. The West Bengal government recently paid price for not heeding to which Tendulkar warning? Ans. Aila;

Q2. If Sachin Tendulkar is Little Master, what is Vinod Kambli? Ans. Belittle Master.

Q3. How would you know if your brother is the next Tendulkar? Ans. He would fall off a tree while trying to watch a movie and chances are high that the movie would be Dev Anand-starrer 'Guide'.

Q4. If Tendulkar is a quintessential Marathi Manoos then what Raj Thackeray is? Ans. Marathi Manhoos.

Q5. One ailment that didn't exist – at least we didn’t know – in pre-Tendulkar era. Ans. Tennis Elbow.

Q6. Why did Tendulkar do that 'Jo ande roz khaate hain/woh hatte khatte hote hain' commercial? Ans. He wanted to egg youngsters.

Q7. Why was Ajit Agarkar was also part of the commercial? Ans. After all the eggs belonged to the Bombay duck.

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