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Shoaib Akhtar: Before & After Liposuction

by bored cricket crazy indians

29 comments:

A Bisht said...

More Fat after liposuction :) haha

Naked Cricket said...

Shoaib's fat head got downsized with liposuction.

But yeah, because of that the body looks fatter too - tho it is the same size.

Som said...

This is simply revolutionary! Don't remember such a cartoon in long time. And I'm not amnesiac either.

Naked Cricket said...

Som, thanks man, and neither are you size zero.

Wasim said...

Before Or after he is still way faster than any Indian bowler:)

Mahek said...

He better be with all the roids he's taking.

Sujan Rao said...

@ Wasim, I wish our Indian bowlers too threw so fast like him, but sad we play cricket not baseball. :D

Naked Cricket said...

Agreed Wasim, with Shoiab I always felt he was pulling a fast one.

Wasim said...

@ Sujan wasn't he cleared by ICC's bio mechanics lab?

@ Mahek

Who knows whether Indians are taking roids or not, BCCI is not even willing to accept the new WADA rules. WHY? If there is no surprise element then anybody can getaway with anything with the amount of masking agents available these days.

You always felt NC:) I hope you are OK.

Mahek said...

One may not know if the Indians are on roids, but atleast we're sure about the phenom from Pakistan.

Wasim said...

The world only found about it because we were the first and at that time perhaps the only cricket nation which ratified the full Wada code.

Mahek said...

And I thought you reinstated your Nandrolone Twins based on a subtle difference in your board's anti-doping laws and those of WADA. Of course both of them were mysteriously unfit for the Wrold Cup where WADA officials were waiting to take their piss.

Wasim said...

Reinstated? You have quite an imagination.

How many matches they played after they got tested positive?

Mahek said...

Err, I thought those two were banned in 2006 and reinstated by the time Pakistan toured South Africa in early 2007. I must be living in a parallel universe.

Wasim said...

Oh Shut up!

Your cricket board is doing everything in it's power to avade the new WADA rules it has never been fully WADA compliant.

And you have the audacity to make a mockery of others. Asif and Shoaib paid the price for what they did.

At least we did those tests ourselves and made them known to the whole world. We are not trying to escape these laws like you guys.

As I said before, without the surprise element WADa code cannot function there are so many masking agents available in the market which can help hide the detection of Steroids if the MA's are taken before the test.

Wasim said...

They played a couple of matches while their case was in appeal.
A player can continue to play as per rules until a judgement is issued.

Mahek said...

Is that what your media told you? I wouldn't be surprised.

You can bitch and moan about what the BCCI is doing with regard to the whereabouts clause, but the fact remains players are innocent until proven guilty. Last I checked, no Indian player tested positive for roids. Let's wait till one of them does before breaking into a rant, shall we?

Rohit said...

Tone it down, Wasim. You can say whatever you want as long as you have some tact.
Steroids? Really? That's almost like me laughing at Shaun Pollock because he has no pace. Glass house, man. Keep the pebbles to yourself. Come on man, you know that pakistani cricket is a chaotic mess. No offence. We're just stating the facts.

@Mahek...
Don't bring the accountability of media into the picture! We're no better...

Wasim said...

Mahek

You can continue to bitch and moan about Shoaib and Asif for something they did almost three years ago. PCB lost the legal battle due to some technical flaws, they never lifted the ban it was over turned by a court of law there is a difference between the two.

Both guys hardly played more than four matches each during the period in which they would have been under the ban.So don't try to portray that these guys didn't got punished.

PCB atleast took the initaive it is not resisting the enforcement of Wada laws like BCCI.

LOL at the innocence of your players, They refuse to get tested under the wada rules hence they are innocent. Probably they will always remain innocent since their board is fighting so hard to get a testing loop hole for them.
Without the surprise element any dope testing is nothing but a farce.

It is fact that doping is rampant in Indian sports so what makes you think it's not happening in Cricket. Indian boxers, weight lifters, ethletes and body builders have tested positive on numerous occasions.

I am waiting for a day when Indian players will admit to the rules which are accepted by all the sports bodies in the world.

@ Rohit

I have just started, stay tuned for some more.
If steroids can make a bowler bowl faster then why Asif wasn't bowling as fast as Shoaib they took the same dietery supplement.
Have you ever thought about that genius.

Sujan Rao said...

Maybe because he used to take that something extra for which he was detained in Dubai airport :D

Anonymous said...

I am sure that shoaib akhter will come back for retirement. But if he gave good performance then Dr Humayun Mohmand who operated his lipo should be given man of the match award.

New York liposuctions said...

Rawalpindi express liposuctized! But more fat after liposuction? Seems to have undergone a reverse liposuction. :-O

Anonymous said...

Hey
Now Dr humayun Mohmand Islamabad should be given MAN OF THE MATCH award for doing liposuction of shoaib akhter as he is fit now and came back to international cricket.

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"I am surprised that the government has not investigated the supply containers leaving the US for the Pakistan offices. They may be able to locate cash deposits that are supposed to be declared. Yet Dr. Sajjad Khan continues to evade authorities here by traveling between the two countries and taking currency out of the ILHT company at his leisure". click below for more details....

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Anonymous said...

Please you lots
Leave Shoaib alone and its not nice of taking a mick.
Going take a mick against your baap.
Remember this Pakistan have the world best bowler. Leave my Cheetah Shoaib Alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!