Where is Kanpur?

If you’re bored like I’m bored
Got nothing happening but for the cricket
Why don’t you come on over
Come on over to me

Bring me your childhood memories
From those Kanpur tanneries
Bring me your adolescent meanderings
Through those tea gardens of Darjeeling
Bring me your sepia toned games
From places that had, had different names

Kanpur finds mention in the Bored Anthem, above.

Kanpur also finds mention in Bored Member Som's list of 'How 7 cricketers are preparing for the Kanpur Test.' Dear to us is Jatman's preparation:

3. Virender Sehwag: Toying with the idea of visiting any of the tanneries. You can't have a better place to hone your butchering and skinning skill.

On another train of thought, the man of the match should be called A suitable boy. That stinks, but then so do the tanneries. And test cricket off late.